(Dog)

for some reason as a kid i thought a bitch was some kind of weapon. i always envisioned it as something akin to a battering ram

I think….I think I own something akin to a bitch? It’s a wooden log that has outfitted so you can reach inside a cavity and grab on to a handle and use it as what is essentially a heavy, brain splattering sockembopper.

@randomitemdrop

Item: The Bitch

minecraft? no babe *grabs hand* it’s ourcraft

This fucking website is a curse

evolution was a mistake i want fangs

Canines, but I see your point

You don’t belong here. Listen to me you psychopathic bitch, you don’t fucking belong here. This is NOT your place to speak. Listen harder you absolute poopoo of a man. “Nyeah, Canines, but I see your point,” Do you know how absolutely IDIOTIC you sound right now. What the fuck even IS a canine? Bitch, I’m gonna kill you. You have to sleep I just know it I just know you have to sleep and the fucking second your dimmers are out I’m gonna fuckin kill you with your own shitty little baseball bat. You SUCK