Sarah's Thoughts

contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"

official linguistics post

Or it would be David Tennant and he would say "no, fucking not again"

Thinking about the Holmes story where a blind girl goes to him and is like "My fiancé is missing and he kept telling me the week leading up to his disappearance that he would always love me and come back for me,were anything to happen so I think he knew he was in trouble and I love him so much and I'm going to wait for him but I'd like to find him faster,ya know?" And Holmes figures out that it was this girl's parents to scam her out of money she was owed from an estate which she gave to them because she was still living at home,which she wouldn't be if she ever married,so her step father PRETENDED TO DATE HER for MONTHS to keep her from ever getting engaged to a real person and when Holmes finds out he confronts this man and this man is like "Well,you caught me! But it wasn't illegal:) so:)" and Holmes is like "No,but it was sickening and cruel and if she had a brother or good male friend he should post you up and whip you but she doesn't." And the man is like "No,she doesn't." And does the Victorian version of sticking his tongue out and Holmes is like "Well,I guess I'll do then!" And HE PULLS OUT HIS HUNTING WHIP.

I have a friend who has one biological and one adopted son and I found out he likes to tell people “my firstborn is six and my other child is eleven” which is hilarious.

yah obviously I wasn’t fucking stupid enough to think that marvel n the homophobic rat were actually going to let steve and bucky hold hands but I was dumb enough to think that after the whole ‘til the end of the line’ ‘no not without you’ ‘inseparable’ ‘even when I had nothing I had bucky’ ‘steve drops his shield twice for bucky and his voice breaks thru 70 years of brainwashing’ thing they’d let them, you know, at least live in the same century. my bad

This was intended to be a 30 note shitpost for my Florida mutuals but I forgot that actually everyone loathes Ron DeSantis. Genuinely heartwarming 🥹

at this point my only hope (other than that any attempted retaliatory violence fails) is that at some point between the bang and brain death, old chuckie appreciated the irony. this is a man who advocated for violence by the zionist state in palestine, violence by police officers against black people in the us, violence on the border, violence against trans people, he couldn't even pay lip service to the violence done against children in the imperial core. the only things he did with his life was advocate for violence and smugly challenge those who disagreed with him. i cannot imagine a more fitting and deserving victim.

and i am 100% certain that before that gunshot he had not even CONSIDERED that he, a rich, cishet white man living in the USA, would be subject to the violence he so advocates. and i am so glad he was proven wrong.

have you guys done that “what kind of reader are you” quiz and if so what did you get

ah here’s the link guys

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.

#I love how ali looms as a threatening force the entire video #and she does try to commit murder suicide #absolute cinema (via @dragoonthegreat)