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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

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contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork
calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"
something i have always found really weird is when english texts italicize words from other languages.
i remember reading a book as a kid and the author continually italicizing the word tamales
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If I somehow ended up as showrunner for Doctor Who I would start my series off with the Doctor tumbling out of the Tardis, played by an actor who fans have been clamoring for years to get a chance at the role. Some big name star, ideally one with a fan hashtag.
The I'd have him look in a mirror, shout "oh god I'm hideous!!", and run back into the tardis. You'd hear a single loud gunshot, 5 seconds of silence, and then a complete nobody of a newbie walks out, pats her face, and goes "oh much better", then credits roll
Or it would be David Tennant and he would say "no, fucking not again"
this is one of my favorite musicians Kevin Atwater!! you should check out his stuff on spotify he's brilliant, this song is there!

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Thinking about the Holmes story where a blind girl goes to him and is like "My fiancé is missing and he kept telling me the week leading up to his disappearance that he would always love me and come back for me,were anything to happen so I think he knew he was in trouble and I love him so much and I'm going to wait for him but I'd like to find him faster,ya know?" And Holmes figures out that it was this girl's parents to scam her out of money she was owed from an estate which she gave to them because she was still living at home,which she wouldn't be if she ever married,so her step father PRETENDED TO DATE HER for MONTHS to keep her from ever getting engaged to a real person and when Holmes finds out he confronts this man and this man is like "Well,you caught me! But it wasn't illegal:) so:)" and Holmes is like "No,but it was sickening and cruel and if she had a brother or good male friend he should post you up and whip you but she doesn't." And the man is like "No,she doesn't." And does the Victorian version of sticking his tongue out and Holmes is like "Well,I guess I'll do then!" And HE PULLS OUT HIS HUNTING WHIP.
I have a friend who has one biological and one adopted son and I found out he likes to tell people “my firstborn is six and my other child is eleven” which is hilarious.
Macbeth gets told he can only be defeated by the elder brother of a firstborn son.
yah obviously I wasn’t fucking stupid enough to think that marvel n the homophobic rat were actually going to let steve and bucky hold hands but I was dumb enough to think that after the whole ‘til the end of the line’ ‘no not without you’ ‘inseparable’ ‘even when I had nothing I had bucky’ ‘steve drops his shield twice for bucky and his voice breaks thru 70 years of brainwashing’ thing they’d let them, you know, at least live in the same century. my bad
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Gwen isn't even mad because she knows how it is when you give Merlin a lil' smooch on reflex.
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This was intended to be a 30 note shitpost for my Florida mutuals but I forgot that actually everyone loathes Ron DeSantis. Genuinely heartwarming 🥹
at this point my only hope (other than that any attempted retaliatory violence fails) is that at some point between the bang and brain death, old chuckie appreciated the irony. this is a man who advocated for violence by the zionist state in palestine, violence by police officers against black people in the us, violence on the border, violence against trans people, he couldn't even pay lip service to the violence done against children in the imperial core. the only things he did with his life was advocate for violence and smugly challenge those who disagreed with him. i cannot imagine a more fitting and deserving victim.
and i am 100% certain that before that gunshot he had not even CONSIDERED that he, a rich, cishet white man living in the USA, would be subject to the violence he so advocates. and i am so glad he was proven wrong.
Cop pulled over a Tesla
The hungry lion is evil for eating the deer
The deer is evil for being weak
They are both evil for being alive
have you guys done that “what kind of reader are you” quiz and if so what did you get
here’s mine
ah here’s the link guys
what color reader are you?
Blue
Red
Yellow
Green
Orange
Purple
Because I'm curious

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pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering
It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.
This is cinema actually
#I love how ali looms as a threatening force the entire video #and she does try to commit murder suicide #absolute cinema (via @dragoonthegreat)