reach heaven through violence

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

literally i dont give a fuck about prom unless registeel is going

Wait you said prom

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

being attracted to bald or balding men is inherently pedophilic because it brings to mind the hairless head of a newborn baby

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town