grumpus lumpus and the tickletown rumpus

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On

aussie art dad with one earring and short grey hair. u know the one

I hate these educational Cat in the Hat things where the Cat in the Hat teaches you shit about, like, healthy food or whatever. The Cat in the Hat is a chaotic neutral home invader whose information is highly questionable at best.

dark fda show me the illegal foods

i don’t want to get all american electoral politics here on tunglr.com but i just found out my Discourse Limit and it turns out it’s when people unironically call hillary clinton “khaleesi”

what?

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

hope youre okay