Seriously, double and triple check that you’re registered. Lots of people have been getting booted off voter registries.

mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread

You’re definitely not in a big sweater it’s hot as shit here rn

If you ever lose interest in me, please respect me enough to tell me. Don’t keep me in your life to gain confidence and energy from my affection, loyalty and genuine kindness. Let me go, so I can pour my time, patience and energy into someone who’ll value and respect me, in the way you never could.

The most tender gaze.

Tiger slow-blink and hand-holding. MY HEART.

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

*smokes weed to forget the pain of being alive* nice

i just witnessed a fucking Murder. and it was Brutal

THATS MY GIRL

i want 2 be breathtakingly beautiful the kind of beautiful where people see u once and think about u for the rest of the day

any gay couple holding hands in public who caught me staring at you: i’m not homophobic, i’m gay and jealous

I’m literally the neediest piece of shit you’ll ever meet

has anyone else’s life been really off lately or is it just me

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

all stories in here are worth reblogging. these are all amazing

I wish