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I didnât expect to love another brother duo but damn Newt and Theseus Scamander are gonna be the death of me
this ask meme is based on the blog gravesuggestion.  iâve divided it up into two categories  ( light  &  dark )  based on the themes.  some of these can be somewhat triggering seeing that the darker ones deal with a lot of death mentions.  please be cautious before continuing on!!
L I G H T
â  at night i dream of you.  â â  donât give up yet.  you still have time to fix things.  â â  falling in love with someone else is not a personal attack.  â â  i am still so weak when it comes to you.  â â  i canât believe i let myself let you down.  â â  i donât care where we go when we die,  as long as iâm with you.  â â  i dream of saying to you all the words i held inside until it was too late.  â â  i feel so warm  &  safe when you talk to me.  maybe i could love you if youâd let me.  â â  i finally let the right people in  &  i have never felt so loved.  â â  i like the way your nails paint red stripes along my spine days after youâre gone.  â â  i lived in your permafrost for twenty years  &  then you looked at me  &  i felt the warmth of spring.  â â  i once wished youâd leave me alone,  but i take it back.  â â  i want to be able to love someone else,  but you stretch your arms  &  spread your legs inside my heart so that there is no room for anyone or anything else.  â â  i want to believe that we got it right this time.  â â  i wonder how much longer i can cling to your light before it expires completely.  â â  i would travel across the world to be by your side,  because as long as you are with me,  anywhere is a perfect place to me.  â â  it took me awhile to realize it myself,  but you are not what other people say you are.  â â  itâs not that i really need you,  but life would be pretty boring without you around.  thereâs no one i would rather be with.  â â  iâd like to stay like this for awhile.  â â  life  &  death donât have to be so boring,  letâs make both an adventure.  â â  life imitates art,  they say.  i didnât believe it until i started to notice the way your eyelashes look so much like tiny ink stroke.  â â  live your life so that when you die,  souls will come for miles just to hear your historic tales.  â â  make your exes jealous  &  your past self proud.  â â  maybe youâre what i needed to find in order to move on.  â â  never get caught falling harder.  theyâll never let you back up.  â â  please donât go.  â â  some days itâs easier to just stop fighting it  &  succumb.  â â  sometimes,  youâll find it hard to keep going,  but you always will.  â â  the desire i feel for you is that same itching,  insidious hunger that an addict has for their addiction.  â â  the worst thing about you is that you werenât all bad.  â â  there is absolutely nothing  &  no one who can stop me.  â â  there is no route of losing you that is without pain.  â â  thereâs still room for adventure  &  there is no one iâd rather have by my side.  â â  things didnât turn out the way i planned,  but iâm alright with that.  â â  we could be really incredible together,  you know?  â â  you are beautiful  &  vibrant  &  confident.  you are light  &  laughter incarnate  &  every fiber of your being screams freedom  &  joy.  when i am with you,  i am truly happy.  â â  you are starlight incarnate,  from the grand way you sway your hips to the wide mysterious way you think.  blessed are any to be loved by you.  â â  you are too afraid of the future to let go of a past that was never kind to you.  â â  you call me yours  &  i have no idea what that even means to you.  â â  you remind me of bubblegum  &  sweets;  soft  &  pink  &  warm.  you are strong in the gentlest way.  you are so stubbornly kind.  i wish i could be like that.  â â  you still visit me while i sleep sometimes.  your fingers trace my spine  &  i listen to you breathe.  please stop haunting me.  â â  âmorbid curiosityâ is a wonderful way to describe how i feel about you.  â
D A R K
â  a thousand empty bottles  &  fist fights will never return to us what we lost that day.  â â  everyone else has moved on,  but i am still here.  â â  everything about you screams danger.  â â  everything is worthless to you  &  you,  in turn,  became worthless.  â â  for once in my life i want to be surrounded by people that i donât feel like i need to impress.  â â  freedom is really hard to get used to.  â â  how could you do this to me?  how fucking could you?  â â  i am becoming everything we always dreamed of  &  i am leaving you behind.  â â  i buried you so well that you might as well have died.  â â  i can rest easy knowing that the person i love is dead  &  not the monster you became.  â â  i canât look at you.  not now,  not ever.  â â  i donât ask how youâve been.  whatâs the point?  youâd lie anyways.  â â  i dream of hearing the words i so desperately needed to lay your memory to rest.  â â  i haunted this house first.  there is no room for you here.  â â  i have a right to be upset.  i loved them too, you know.  â â  i just want it to end.  i want it to all go away.  i want to go away.  â â  i may be a wolf in sheepâs clothing,  but a snake hiding in the skin of a mouse is far more dangerous.  â â  i saw your face today  &  didnât feel anything.  i am free.  â â  i tried to save you,  but you didnât want to be saved.  you just wanted someone to suffer with you.  â â  itâs almost as if you were never here.  â â  itâs unhealthy to do these things,  you tell me.  you say itâs time to stop smoking,  time to stop gambling,  &  dammit,  i f you donât stop drinking itâll kill you.  i sure hope youâre right,  darling.  â â  iâm always pleasantly surprised by how easy it is to kill you in my mind  â â  iâm not really scared to die.  iâm more afraid that no one will miss me when iâm gone.  â â  iâm not the person you left behind anymore.  thereâs no one here to miss.  â â  iâve been dead far longer than iâve been alive.  â â  iâve eaten nothing but flower petals  &  ivy for weeks because i want to be beautiful inside like you.  â â  iâve never been completely satisfied.  i most likely will still be unsatisfied long after my death.  â â  no motive other than pleasure,  my dear.  â â  one day iâll go or you will.  either way,  it will be as if iâm losing a piece of myself.  â â  our dreams  &  promises decay along with you.  â â  the leaves change,  but nothing else does.  â â  the only difference between avoiding  &  leaving is that now iâm not waiting up for you.  â â  there is no such thing as a person who is required to love you.  â â  thereâs only so much that can be done to repair old damage.  â â  things arenât going as i hoped.  maybe if i die,  i can start over again?  better luck next time.  â â  this is not something to be proud of.  this is a tragedy.  â â  trying to get rid of me?  oh honey,  youâll have to try much harder than that.  â â  trying to get under my skin?  youâre nothing more than a pesky itch.  â â  unlike you,  i canât hide my identity when it becomes an inconvenience or a danger.  â â  weeping is for gods  &  martyrs,  we cannot afford such luxuries.  â â  would you even miss me?  â â  you are not important enough to earn an eternal place in my heart.  â â  you complain nonstop about being unloved  &  alone,  i canât imagine what youâd be like if that were actually true.  â â  you donât know what itâs like.  â â  you made this so fucking easy for me.  â â  you should see me as a threat.  i will tear down everything you know until there is nothing left of you.  i am a walking threat.  â â  you think iâm already gone,  but iâm still fighting.  â â  you think iâm dead,  but iâm just dying.  â â  you were never an addiction,  you were a fucking disease.  â â  you wouldnât dare cross me.  i am god  &  you are the soil beneath my feet.  â â  your existence takes up so much more space in mine that we might as well be one entity.  â â  your fingers are so cold  &  bruised,  but youâre still slamming your fists again the barricade as if it makes a difference.  â â  your hair is tied in a noose  &  your fingernails are razor blades,  your lips are poison  &  i will gratefully kiss them.  â â  your hatred has a body count  &  we will not forget.  â â  your loss,  not mine.  â â  youâre a sick fuck.  you know that?  â â  youâre not gentle with me  &  i would never ask you to be.  â â  youâve trapped yourself so thoroughly in your own mind that itâs not even a rut anymore,  itâs a pit.  â
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CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES
âYou amaze me.â
âGod forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.â
âDo you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady?â
âIâm the Marsha Fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself!â
âSo thereâs your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you inâŚor are you out?â
âWhat shall we toast to?â
âSilly rabbit. My triumph isnât over them. Itâs over you.â
âYou were very much in love with them. Youâre still in love with them.â
âIt amused me to make you ashamed of it.â
âYou gave up the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation.â
âDonât you get it? Youâre just a toy. A little toy I like to play with.â
âTastes good.â
âSo I assume youâve come here to make arrangements? But unfortunately, I donât fuck losers.â
âMost people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something youâve never experienced?â
âI just donât think people should experience the act of love until they are in love.â
âAre you a lesbian?â
âI didnât meant to offend you. I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe.â
âThe only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man has a mouth like a hoover. Oof!â
âThis sure doesnât take like an iced tea.â
âYup. Then I fucked your daughter.â
âIâm impressed.â
âWell, Iâm in love.â
âThey told me they loved me, and I believed them.â
âWould you cut your psycho-babble bullshit!â
âThereâs pictures of me on the internet!â
âMy advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.â
âBut that would make me a slut, wouldnât it?â
âFucking idiotâŚâ
âWell I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.â
âI donât know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm Iâve caused you.â
âThe truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy.â
âMy whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in othersâ misery.â
âI succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved.â
âPlease give me another chance. Iâm a wreck without you.â
âYou spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and youâre going to turn your back on it.â
âBut you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that youâve turned your back on love.â
âAnd that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.â
âAnd how are things down under?â
âE-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.â
âThat little wager of yours? Count me in.â
â What are the terms?â
âIn English? Iâll fuck your brains out.â
âBecause Iâm the only person you canât have, and it kills you.â
âYouâve got yourself a bet, baby!â
âEverybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.â
âWhy canât we be together?â
âYou wanna know why? Because I donât trust myself with you.â
âYou could be a model. Itâs too bad youâre not sexy.â
âI can be sexy!â
âKeep your legs together. This isnât Jamaica.â
âIntroduce them to your world of sex, drugs and⌠what else do you do?â
âMy God. You are completely pussy-whipped.â
âWhat happened to us?â
âYouâre in love with them, you donât love me anymore.â
âHmm, quite the predicament youâre in.â
âWell let me tell you something, people donât change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it.â
âNot only will you ruin your reputation, youâll destroy theirs.â
âI know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.â
âItâs not like you have a husband - unless youâre married to Jesus.â
âItâs not you, itâs meâŚIâm completely fucked up.â
âI thought I was in love with you, but it was just a lie.â
âI just wanted to see what you were like in bed.â
âI wanted it to work, but unfortunately I feel nothing.â
âYouâre such a coward! Look at yourself!â
âDonât touch me! Donât touch me! Donât fucking touch me!â
âI canât stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, Iâm completely infatuated.â
âItâs okay. You can laugh. I promise not to tell anyone.â
âOkay, letâs try it again only this time Iâm gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And thatâs what first base is.â
âThey took down my pants and started writing the alphabet with their tongue.â
âIâve been very well-informed of your reputation.â
âYou promise people the world in order to get them into bed with you.â
âRelationships seem too distracting. Iâd rather concentrate on my studies.â
âGet your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life!â
âHow can someone so charming be so manipulative?âÂ
âWhat he really wanted was someone like â someone like a parent: an adult wizard whose advice he could ask without feeling stupid, someone who cared about him (âŚ) . And then the solution came to him. It was so simple, and so obvious, that he couldnât believe it had taken so long â Sirius.â (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

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QUIETUS ; death or something that causes death, Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â regarded as a release from life. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â ; A final discharge, as of a duty or debt. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â ââââââââââââ
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regulus arcturus black ; Â Â BROTHER TO SIRIUS â SLYTHERIN â SEEKER â PERFECT SON
                [ h.ome. | o.wlery. | a.bout. | r.ules. ]                            [ â ]       â   This CROWN OF THORNS you thrust onto my head                             IS BLEEDING INTO MY BRAIN.  â
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âThe letter was an incredible treasure, proof that Lily Potter had lived, really lived, that her warm hand had once moved across the parchment, tracing ink into these letters, these words, words about him, Harry, her son.
Impatiently brushing away the wetness in his eyes, he reread the letter, this time concentrating on the meaning. It was like listening to a half-remembered voiceâŚâÂ
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter 10.
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12 years waiting for revenge starts now.
"I'm sorry all your friends died."
âMe too, kid... me too. They didnât deserve it...â the unspoken undercurrent of those words is still clear.
It should have been me.

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Halloween Asks
Bat: If you could transform into any kind of animal, what animal would you be?
Black Cat: Are you superstitious? If so, what are you superstitious about?
Broomstick: If you could travel anywhere in the world where would it be?
Candy Corn: What food disgusts you the most?
Cauldron: What is your favorite thing to cook?
Cobwebs: One place you would never want to get lost in in the dark?
Coffin: Are you claustrophobic?
Demon: What is your worst flaw?
Eerie: One thing that always creeps you out?
Fright: What is your biggest fear?
Ghost: If you could be reincarnated, would you come back as another human or an animal? If an animal, what kind?
Gravestone: Ideal way youâd like to die?
Haunted House: If you could be roommates with anyone of your choice, who would you pick?
Hocus Pocus: What is the most ridiculous thing youâve ever heard?
Howel: Your favorite kind of dog?
Jack-oâ-lantern: Do you have any scars? If so, how many?
Monster: What is your favorite scary movie to watch in the dark?
Mummy: Would you rather be buried or cremated when you die?
Potion: What is your favorite thing to drink? Alcoholic and non alcoholic?
Pumpkin: What is your favorite food around the holidays?
Scream: Easiest way to scare you?
Skeleton: Tell me one of your biggest secrets?
Spooky: What was your last nightmare about?
Trick or Treat: Tell me about the greatest prank youâve ever pulled?
Vampire: Which one are you? Early bird or night owl?
Witch: If could have the power to cast any kind of spell, what kind of spell would you cast?
Zombie: What is one food you always overeat?
Tomorrow night, aka the worst day of Siriusâ life.
This has been on my mind for long but Iâm gonna do this - please reblog this if youâre comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not mean âmet at the grocery store two weeks agoâ or âhave a common friendâ, but rather stuff like âhave been best friends since kindergartenâ, âgo for a beer every fridayâ, âfriends with benefitsâ, âdated in highschoolâ, âhate each otherâs guts because -insert reason-â  etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy) and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction
PSA
I am⌠not a chronologically locked rp blog.
That means that if you talk to me to establish that we want to ship our muses, or have a particular relationship or type of report between them, I am 1: totally okay with multiple threads of varying length and styles with you and 2: will probably jump around in the supposed âtimelineâ of our muses relationships in order to keep things interesting/ make ask prompts work.
For example, we may be writing an intro thread with our muses, but if you wanna send me a thing for like⌠a first kiss that may happen months down the line (and shipping is what ur up for) go ahead and do it! The way I see it, separate points on a timeline are FUN to RP because then you can look back later and figure out how they connected/ try to work in little details that make them flow together.Â
Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?

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Sirius Black referring to Lily Potter (nĂŠe Evans) as âthe missesâ, in casual conversation.
âBetter get going Prongs! The little woman will start to worry if weâre late.â
âCanât go out tonight, Pete, promised the olâ ball and chain that Iâd look after baby Harry.â
âMarried life has really made me grow up, Moony, I tell yaâŚâ âSirius, you realize that youâre not actually married?â
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