I used to be cool

Today I sent a voice note asking my bestie if she had time to chat quick and then put the phone to my ear. And no, I'm not high. Jesus

Does everyone get dressed for a flight, making sure they look decent, just in case the plane goes down? Or is it just me?

My son told me how funny it is to think that when he was little, he thought that the length of time dictated how many babies you had. Like, 2 minutes = 1 baby. When he was little. He's 11.

Today I learnt that when you get really angry at the absolute cunt that is the father of your children, you can actually create a neck spasm. That's not what I learnt though. What I learnt is that it's damn near impossible to tilt your head back and laugh once you've attained this level of anger. The neck just doesn't bend anymore.

I've lost my S pen. I feel so lost. I wish I was joking.

Had my earrings in my hand with a handful of meds. This day, very nearly, went sideways

I came to post and have been Tumbling on Tumblr to avoid step work. For 43 minutes. Fucking addict 😑

So, apparently, saying 'can I go now?' to your boyfriend 6 minutes into a call, doesn't go down well. At all.