Humanoid Potato just looking for love

again for emphasis.

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

I Spy

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

Publish this I will buy it

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

space jam’s birthday is in 3 days and it’s gonna be 17

Why do you have these saved

date someone who’s voice can make you feel calm

Or wet

or both

walm

What if instead of girlfriend and boyfriend we said garfield and barfield

he did it

good job baby

I’m so proud and I don’t even know who this dog is

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.

This is my favorite post of all time