Wind Blows Rain Falls The Strong Pray On The Weak

He’s going down a path I don’t think I can follow…

gaper bingzoid was my COMFORT character... he was supposed to COMFORT me

i can't believe i left out gaper bingzoid... i'm literally a fake fan

literally fake fucking star wars fan. why do you hate gaper bingzoid so much he's literally the best fucking character in the entire series?? his entire arc from the first episode where he learns that he doesn't NEED the force to make a difference and by the end of the series he becomes the most powerful snordite in galactic history?? it was the most moving story ive ever seen. i can't believe you fucking despise him. i curse you 582 years to the snorgzone.

being a fan of a character who isn’t a main character feels so sad. You like Jinky Minus

you like Gaper Bingzoid

sorry but anything about jinky minus will reliably send me into hysterics idk what that says about me

and every time a dudebro cinemasins starwars fan gets too annoying I start earnestly asking about gaper bingzoid's midichlorian count

i have to name a dog in a video game, the sillier the name the better, tumblr do your thing

Gaper Bingzoid

my brain cant stop saying Gaper Bingzoid