ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀsᴛʟᴇ.

“useless and a liar! i heard from the grapevine you’ve been leaving your dirty work for your subordinates! geez, what a useless uncle. and kaien’s no different either! he hasn’t come over in a minute; so if you see him make sure you let him know i’m just as pissed with him as i am with you!” or so kukaku said. with a grumble, her eyes locked on to the bottle of alcohol. “you get to live for another day i guess.”

“well look who it is! a useless relative that can’t even write a goddamn letter every once in a while! for you the price is eighteen bottles of booze. and none of the cheap crap!”

                 ᴵ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵇᵘˢⁱⁿᵉˢˢ. ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵘʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈⁱˢᵗᵃⁿᶜᵉ.

“if you’re here to bother me you better have some goddamn booze as payment!”

Anyways, Ganju’s his own man now. I don’t ask him where he goes so, if he’s not here... he’s probably out.

I’ll consider referring to you as the oldest if you stop making comments about my chest.

Well this middle child is still the head of the family since someone’s still a well-kept secret. So keep talking, I’ll have you hung from your toes smart ass.

And you didn’t even have the decency to let me and Ganju know you got married?! Or had a kid?!

Oh no you’re not. You’ve been demoted to little brother Kaien!

– A-Ack! What are– Are you kidding me? Don’t just disappear for a few years and start favorite niece-ing me again you idiot!

I can just kick you out of the house right now.