Let me eat you

He doesn’t budge. In situations where Vitali miraculously found him, he would usually vanish from the premises in a second, like a fast rabbit. However after overhearing the larger male’s fantasies about him, he needed to put the boy in his place. Yasuba isn’t a cute character that Mr. Yerzov make him out to be. “Your judgement on my character is very inaccurate, Yerzov. Stay within arms length of me, because I am very threatened by your presence.” His gaze turned to Shimada after his smart remark and he frowned at the student.

Kai watchfully eyed the detective. He honestly thought the male his senpai was attracted to was cute and mousey. He didn’t even know this guy was a fucking cop. “Yo…I think you’re treading on dangerous territory, Vit. You’re insane to go after a cop.”

Interrupts the conversation by crackling his knuckles. He was taken back by great detail of Vitali’s desires, because this student was an idiot. He had a limited vocabulary, but hearing this…hearing him become so extremely elaborate with a perverse subject…pissed Yasuba off. “…I’d shoot you first before you’ll get your hands, much less teeth on me, Yerzov.”

"…You have so much luck, Vit. Your prey ain’t running away from ya this time."

Crap, he had been caught! Being the idiotic self that he is, he hadn't listen to what the detective had to say. Instead, he was more in tune to Shimada. "Ah- I won you over with what i said earlier right~?" He grinned as he turned towards the detective, starting to inch closer to him, "I didn't want you to know so soon.... but i guess this works out!" He has a high vocabulary when it comes to this perverse kind of stuff. 

"You just make yourself seem like an idiot if you keep chasing after him."

".....I feel like it would take too long for him to come to me," He muttered, messing with the ice cream with his fingers, "I want him right now...So then i could do so many things with him...." Starts to let his mind drift.

A bit of ice cream didn’t hurt anyone. He brushed it off and gave the older a weird look. “You’re a delusional fuck if you think that self-proclaimed boyfriend will like your taste. As you said, he doesn’t even let you kiss him. Maybe you should change strategy, Vit.” 

"I don't think it's my taste that's not letting us kiss. It's HIM. He keeps me at arms length all the time! If i get any closer, he gets rough and pushes me away. How does he know what i taste like if he hasn't let me get an inch close to him!" He pouted as he looked back down at the nearly empty bowl of ice cream, "What's his deal?"

"Yes, yes it would. No one wants to get near your nasty, funky snake breath at this rate." He didn’t know why Vit was complaining about girly tastes. Peppermint was not girly, in fact it’s alluring. "Take it from me, I’ve made out with my fair share of chicks."

"Yeah, but the person i’m after is not a chick," he motioned his hand towards him, having some ice cream fly over towards Shimada, "So my boyfriend would have different tastes, my tastes. “

"He doesn't kiss me AT all. Do you think a chance in taste can make him kiss me?" He shook his head and scooped some more of the ice cream with his hand into his mouth. Finishing what he had in his mouth, he smacked his lips, "If we're going to kiss, i don't want no girly taste to ruin it."

This guy’s taste buds are so adventurous…What a weirdo. Kai cringed as he peered in the cup. There were…bits of skin in there? “That’s sick man!” He sighed, shaking his head. “…You can turn pretty much anything into ice cream. I even saw Squid and Curry ice cream.”

"Oh? There are so many things that i keep seeing or eating everyday! I have got to get myself some of that!" He continued to pick at the ice cream with his fingers, imagining what that ice cream was like, "but this can't beat the real thing."

"Doubtful. But here, I went to a big ice cream shop and found this." Holds up a cup of snake flavored ice cream. "You’ll probably enjoy it."

He immediately shoots over to grab the cup, ignoring the spoon and digging his fingers into the ice cream. He stuck his ice cream coated fingers into his mouth, and immediately tasted the snake, “Ohh! I didn’t know they could do that with ice cream!”

"I will never be able to understand how you’re able to eat and enjoy snake meat…"

"It's actually more enjoyable than you think. It's as if you're eating chicken, except it's not as chewy. One of the best animals to eat, I say!"

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Rude. Just trying to test things out.