Canned Peachess

Quick shout out to the Down syndrome kid from my after-school program back when I was in grade school. Like yea he had the usual issues but he was a sweetheart and quite funny; and one day both his parents showed up at the same time to pick him up and I had the experience of meeting a family of genetically disabled people that had jobs and a home and a kid in school and it was a profoundly normalizing experience for me like I couldn’t take eugenicists seriously after that because like “no they totally can have whole entire meaningful lives with marriage and children and work and hobbies have you not met Dennis??” Anyway quick shout out to Dennis you were a real one

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

102 years since the best event ever

I can't 😭 I'm crying

I don't want to study I want to go back to being the burlone mafia's Most Specialest Girl

But also Gil’s foot is definitely touching Dante’s leg and just no one’s saying anything

i love visual novels and i love otome games for how batshit insane they get. i finished dante's route in piofiore yesterday and its so. wdym you're housing the literal body of jesus christ in some ruins outside the city in this mafia romance game