hockey enjoyer

canes post jarvy w his tits out today and number two on all of tumblr is the sharks boys (fully clothed). what does a sethhead have to do to get that boy some motion

multiple hockey players in the audience at the world cup final and not a single one shown on the broadcast which answers the age-old question are hockey players celebrities: no

i was nicer as a person before sports and its devil tendencies snaked its way into my personality 

sports is not real. they just declared it

they just killed every player in the world. we are free

nhl commentators love to be like “and how did you know he would be there to receive that pass? did you feel him? would you know him by touch alone, by smell” and then the guy’s like “i looked”

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

sports is not serious except it is its not important so you have to calm down a little bit but also its the most important thing in the world nothing has ever been more important its dead serious its life or death but maybe we can all relax a little bit but dont relax too much because it is so crucial it is so massive it is culture it is identity it is intrinsically woven into the fabric of society however we could maybe chill out sometimes except i wont because its that serious its so so serious

remember when hockey was on tv...sometimes i can still hear her voice