I AM CANDY CADET

Well alright, to whom it may concern: The new chapter of Kaminari’s Hitlist is now live!! This week’s target: Yagi Toshinori, aka All Might!!

Click here to read it why don’t you??

Would... anyone that still follows me on here want me to come back and post sometimes? 👀 I was posting fic announcement stuff only on twitter after the big porn purge on this site but I get very little interaction over there bc their algorithm is fucked lol

I might not be doing as much of the reblogging stuff, but I can still cross-post announcement stuff here, and maybe I can share more sneak peeks here if people actually care haha

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Iida Tensei | Ingenium & Iida Tenya Characters: Iida Tenya, Iida Tensei | Ingenium, Uraraka Ochako, Asui Tsuyu, Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shouto Additional Tags: Minor Asui Tsuyu/Uraraka Ochako, Minor Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Incest, Sibling Incest, Brotherly Love, Pining, Original Character(s), (don't worry they are minor), Jealousy, Confusion, Tenya is a Very Confused Boy, Denial of Feelings, Gay Bar, well I mean kinda, it's gay night at the bar does that count, Drinking, a lot more denial, Hangover, Regret, Light Angst, Feelings Realization, Iida Tensei has a Really Big Dick, yeah got your attention with that one didn't i, Nipple Licking, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Eventual Romance, Happy Ending, oh is that spoilers, Canon Divergence Summary:

Iida Tenya admires his brother. So much. Totally normal amounts. Right? There's nothing that weird about how much he likes Tensei! ...Right?

Also my discord is still a thing. I talk in there like literally every day and ppl share good lewds and fics and stuff. Even if you want to just show up and ghost and look through the links we share, I don’t mind.

“Well, he seemed like quite the catch,” Tensei snarked, pouring hot water into a mug.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Tenya massaged his temple, rummaging through a drawer for their bottle of aspirin.

“Nah, nothing,” Tensei turned towards him, steaming mug in hand, dunking a teabag into it. “He just... seemed like he was in a rush, huh?” He leaned back against the counter, smug.

“He had to go home to get ready for work,” Tenya grumbled, popping the lid on the painkillers and shaking a couple pills out. He tossed them into his mouth, swallowing them dry.

Tensei hummed thoughtfully, smirking, blowing on his beverage. “He could have at least stayed for toast.”

“What the hell is your problem, Tensei?!” Tenya slammed the bottle onto the table.

“What’s his last name, Tenya? Do you even know? Do you know anything about this guy at all?”

“Tensei-”

“I know you know his first name pretty well. I think all our neighbors do, too, now.”

“Shut up!”

“Yeah,” Tensei snickered. “You know his first name, and what his dick tastes like, right Tenya?”

“Fuck off!” Tenya stormed forward, shoving Tensei’s shoulder, splashing his drink all over his hand and shirt. His smug look vanished in an instant. “You tell me to go out and try to meet guys, and then you make me feel terrible when I do!” Tenya was fuming. Tensei set his mug behind him on the counter, holding up his palms in a gesture trying to not escalate things further.

“Tenya-”

“No! I’ve fucking had enough of this, Tensei. I’ve literally only been doing what you tell me to!” Tenya’s own yelling was making his headache exponentially worse, but this frustration had been building up for a long time. “I told you I just wanted to stay home with you, you insisted I go out to the bar with Uraraka and Tsu! And yeah, I met a guy, and yeah maybe I don’t know his last name, but don’t you dare act like this whole thing wasn’t your idea in the first place!”

“I just think you should have higher standards for yourself, little bro,” Tensei replied weakly. His palms were still raised, looking equal parts shocked and nervous.

Kirishima, drunk AF, from my new fic, Undercover. @staccatodawn suggested he burst in like the Kool Aid man. I didn’t mean to write it that way. But here we are.

“Just hold your legs like that,” Bakugo's voice was low, almost a groan. “Fuck, yeah. Just like that.” He licked his lips as he slid his cock between the soft arches of Kirishima's feet, pushing up along the insides of his soles until his tip was gently nudging the pad on Kirishima's big toe. Bakugo let out a long groan, encouraging Kirishima with a hand on his ankle to move his feet around him a little. He flexed them and was almost startled to hear Bakugo let out something that sounded remarkably close to a whimper.

“Fuck, Ei, so fucking soft,” Bakugo moaned, and Kirishima panted below him, not daring move his legs, interested in watching his boyfriend being so uncharacteristically gentle, slow and soft. Experimental. The blond boy's gaze was locked on his own erection, mouth parted. Bakugo ran his thumb up one of Kirishima's soles, and it tickled him a little; his feet twitched and his toes bunched up instinctively, inadvertently prodding against Bakugo's sensitive slit. Bakugo gasped and rolled his hips slower, more indulgently, and the slippery ease of movement caused Kirishima to suddenly realize how much Bakugo had been leaking. Evidently he was really turned on. And Kirishima wondered how he hadn't noticed before.

It was kind of strange to him how much Bakugo was getting off on this, how eager he had been to try it, how nervous he had been initially to ask for it. Kirishima had never really been into this sort of thing, but of course, whatever Bakugo wanted, there was never any doubt he'd be willing to try. But this was such a strange feeling, being used but not being dominated, barely moving and making Bakugo lose his damn mind. All he had asked was for Kirishima to lay there.

Kirishima wriggled his toes against the sticky head of Bakugo's dick, and his thrusts sped up, swearing under his breath. Feeling bolder now, Kirishima took a risk and curled his feet inward to create a tighter space for him to fuck into, and Bakugo's head tilted back, letting out a long whine. He grabbed the tops of Kirishima's feet, pushing them together more, thrusts becoming erratic, until he was pushed over the edge with a loud groan, ropes of hot cum splattering across Kirishima's chest and stomach. Kirishima nudged his toes against Bakugo's spasming tip, catching some of his cum between them, wiggling them to feel the interesting warm and slimy sensation. He could feel it dripping down his arch.

Bakugo visibly slumped after his orgasm, satisfied, before he grabbed the heel of Kirishima's messy foot. He stared Kirishima in the eye as he lifted it toward his mouth and ran his tongue up along the arch, cleaning up his mess. The unexpected, piercing pleasure that shot up Kirishima's legs straight to his groin made him tremble, and he whined when Bakugo sucked a couple toes into his mouth, running his tongue between them. Bakugo's shit-eating grin blossomed on his face, biting Kirishima's toes gently between his teeth.

“So? Whad you tsink?” he mumbled around them. Kirishima groaned and his head fell back against the pillow, covering his eyes with his hand.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Rating: Explicit Relationships: Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

Midoriya wasn't feelin' so good, but he's lucky his loving boyfriend is there to make him feel better. By blowing him. And not stopping... no matter what.