Candiism

“That is pretty meta of you Master, as long as you put me in your teams every now and then I shall be fine, besides…it gives me more time to pester you with~”

【....】

Swinger

What makes you dangerous is that you are a Swinger. Swinger's tend to not go into much detail with their problems. Disliking overthinking different outcomes, they do the first thing they can think of. Which, probably is swinging a blade into someone's back. Swinger: "Keep an eye out , cause I will be there to collect it." (As a realistic standpoint, you tend to jump into conclusions, you like to fight, and it gets you into trouble. You're extremely protective of those you love and will do anything to keep them safe)

【You mean, “Hey, I’m a special snowflake and a lonely piece of shit but also don’t like to admit it because I believe that no one can understand me with what I am going through and when one person gives me affection, I get scared and confused so I push them away so that I won’t get hurt anymore?”

“Sure, why don’t we all just take a day off too?” it seems like she was being sarcastic 

【Yeah, I’m cool with that. Let me just remove everyone from the support list for and you’ll be free from suffering.】

Circe: Pfft~ You’re smarter then you look Master~

“Come on, Master, you’re not *that* fat.”

“Just because they jiggle, doesn’t mean it makes you totally worthy to be roasted by the sunlight!” Nero pokes, “Besides, you are cute no matter what!”

【...What does being cute have to do with this?】

“MASTER! You aren’t a meal to be cooked by the sun!” Nero screams, before patting her Master’s head, “You deserve to be treated with respect.”

【But my rolls are saying otherwise, Saber. Look at them.】

She pats her stomach.

“Mastero please! You might get sunburn by the your mere words. Here, should I get sunscreen and put it onto you?!”

"Hey, ahhh, Master... Okita and I are gonna go and get some dango. Did you want to come with us?" Nobu asks Asuka. Since she liked sweets, the Demon King thought she could ask her in case she was willing to join in and share some with the pair.

She took a quick glance at the Demon King who invited her, rolling the small, hard candy in her mouth. She rolls it to the side of her mouth.

【...Yeah, I’ll go.】

There was no harsh comeback like she usually did with others when she replied. Maybe it’s because she got something nice for Christmas from her...that or because it involved food when asked. She lazily rolls out of bed and gets up, patting her slightly wrinkled clothes.

Lostbelt tag!!

|| Fuck you and your 46 chromosomes (Lostbelt) ||

【Wait, so you’re telling me that after all this hard ass work that we did to save everyone, me, my friend, a girl, and the savior almost dying in the process mind you, you guys just take everything over and treat all of us as if we’re criminals, only for these weird himbos to come in and trash the place so that they can kill off humanity to try and create a brand new world with this weird thing that they got in the sky?

...Let me be more specific.

You guys made me leave all my precious stashes of candy, my tablet, MY IMPORTANT FILES behind and POSTPONED my day of going home to beat the living shit out of my sister while flaunting over this big paycheck that I got?】

【U N F O R G I V A B L E .】