Locally beaned candy jelly

kh is so crazy cuz it’s like. ok let’s try making a disney anime crossover game that’s about friendship and hope. ok they’re letting us make a game two so we’ll get a little interesting but still ultimately fun and do a plot about memories and mistaken identity! cool. ok we’ve got an airtight fanbase for sure now let’s do something about existential dread and have this innocent boy beg and fight desperately for his life and to be recognized as human only to be quashed in the end along with all the other ‘people who aren’t really people’ the disney kids will love this

When somebody shares a quote by a famous author like it's something the author personally said and believed, but you know it was actually spoken by a character you're not supposed to like... 😐

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

Woah. They weren’t kidding organisms will perceive and react to stimulus.

Can you swap their heads ?

We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

You said it better than I could. Of all the inane and ridiculous things I've seen in my notes because of this post, "I NEED to say fuck you to strangers or I will literally die" is certainly one of them

they really don't make Bigass Cabinet For Computer anymore. we were at the used furniture warehouse the other day & they had so many. that's the way things should be. lock away that wretched machine when you're done looking at it

[ID: Wooden cabinets containing desks with desktop computer setups. END ID]

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

I think the prevalence of bad writing advice in the world helped me grow my critical eye from an early age. the thing you have to understand about advice and criticism is that you shouldn't take them like a soldier takes orders. obedience is not a virtue. soldiers shouldn't do that either, nobody should be a soldier, but that's off topic. you have to evaluate whether they are good. you have to criticize the criticism.

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

as a pink lover. The ""universal""" hatred of the color pink by young girls is due to the heavy expectation of femininity forced on them. It is an expression of frustration at gender roles. It is not internalized misogyny. No you will not inevitably start liking pink as an adult and if you do that is not healing your inner divine feminine or whatever we're saying now. Its a color. 😁👍

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality