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have u ever met someone so terrible that it makes u a better person like u learn from mistakes that you haven’t even made purely from observing them, thank you for being so obnoxiously terrible, please don’t ever interact with me again

I need to get laid like right now

100% 👌🏻😉

this is probably the best quote from anything ever

Basically

I'm the type of friend who would run to your house with a blunt at 4am if you're sad but also forget to reply back to your messages for 8 months

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

this is what I’m asking for when my birthday comes

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.

if this isn’t me, idk what is