HEELYS ENTHUSIAST

I KEEP LEAVING THIS WEBSITE BECAUSE EVERY TIME I COME BACK I RETURN TO 20 NEW FOLLOWERS THAT ALL TURN OUT TO BE SPAMBOTS EAGER TO SHOVE BARE HUMAN ASS UPON MY INNOCENT UNWANTING GANDER BULBS.

THREE DAYS PASSE GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.

Lmao i love how 2 ppl just poke and punch the guy

This needs to become a meme so that when someone does this in brickspace, people a) don’t think it’s weird and b) know how to respond. 

aM i EVER REALLY WRONG? aRE ANY OF US ACTUALLY WRONG EVER? iN SOME ALTERNATE UNIVERSE OUT THERE, wE ARE RIGHT, sO WHY ARE WE WRONG NOW, wHEN AT THE SAME TIME, eLSEWHERE, wE ARE RIGHT? tHESE ARE THE BIG QUESTIONS,

YOU SAY THAT ASSUMING THAT THERE IS AN ALTERNATE OF YOU WHO IS RIGHT,BUT HONESTLY ISN’T IT EQUALLY AS LIKELY THAT ALL OF OUR ALTS ARE ALL WRONG ALL OF THE TIME?

iS THIS THE WEIRD SHIT, oR IS CAPITALISM THE WEIRD SHIT? hAVE WE REALLY DONE ANYTHING WRONG BY LETTING OURSELVES, gET TO THIS POINT? iS IT OUR FAULT, oR THE FORCE THAT DROVE US TO DO THIS? iN ANY CASE, fUCK THE SYSTEM,

I AM PRETTY CONFIDENT IN SAYING THAT, WHILE I WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS BEING THE WEIRD SHIT, CAPITALISM IS... ALSO THE WEIRD SHIT. SO YOU’RE RIGHT.

wE’LL SHOW CAPITALISM WHO THE REAL BOSSES AROUND THESE, pARTS ARE AND THAT THEY’RE US, (cAPITALISM WILL KNOW THIS BECAUSE WE’LL TELL IT, wHILE WE ARE TAKING ITS LUNCH MONEY,)

I’M GOING TO STEAL CAPITALISM’S MTH HOMEWORK NOTES TOO. (WE HAVE ENROLLED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF MAKING ITS LIFE A LIVING HELL, BUT DO NOT FORGET THAT A GOOD EDUCATION IS JUST AS IMPORTANT AS FIGHTING THE SYSTEM.) I CAN ONLY HALF TYPE THAT WITHOUT LAUGHING OUTLOUD BECAUSE SOMEHOW WE ALWAYS DEVOLVE INTO SOME WEIRD SHIT.

kICK CAPITALISM WHILE IT’S DOWN, rUIN ITS REPUTATION, aND THEN FORCE IT TO WEAR CLOTHING ADVERTISING FOR A VERY, bAD GAMING COMPANY TO MAKE IT FEEL VERY EMBARRASSED,

GIVE CAPITALISM THE BRAND NAMES THE HUMAN SCHOOL CHILDREN WILL MOCK THEM FOR, SIMULTANEOUSLY TAKING THE MONEY IT WAS GIVEN FOR SCHOOL.