everybody this past 6 months has either died or got engaged so that's great for the mental health 🙃

i tried to keep count and i'm not even sure it's all but of all the women i follow on social media (mind you 4 of these are celebs the others aren't) about 15 got engaged in the past year and a half ....... do i have a good luck chuck thing going for people i follow online?

just saw another one .... 😭

1 or 2 fictional blorbos can sustain you for a lifetime if you're crazy enough. you can survive anything if you have at least 1 or 2 blorbos

my dead wife. the ad free internet

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

my screen time is none of my business

also when fleetwood mac was like “can i handle the seasons of my life?”

what should I listen to

women

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th