Elastic Heart

“I’m so tired, it’s not funny…”

“I wasn’t even laughing.”

“Wait… you want me to do what?”

“To help me with putting up my Christmas decorations.”

People make me wish I was deaf. The stupidity that comes out of their mouths, I swear. If I hear another person spend an ounce of daylight talking about whether Katniss ended up or didn’t with whoever they wanted her to instead of discussing the clear cut debate and criticisms it brings up about politics and war tactics I don’t know what I’ll do with myself.

“But then again, if you look at any film series everyone will always bring up the topic on who they want to get together and fight to the death about whatever happened was right or wrong. It’s an average everyday thing.”

“I’ve already moved over once, I’m not doing it again.”

“I wasn’t going to ask you to move over.”