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i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

i click shuffle on a playlist i made myself. i skip the first 8 songs. i listen to one song. i skip the next 5 songs. i listen to a song for 20 seconds before skipping it too. i skip 6 more songs. i listen to the next song in full. i skip 10 songs. i listen to the next song and it's exactly what i needed. i put the song on repeat because whichever song is next probably won't hit the same. i get sick of the song. i skip 9 songs. i

god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic

Hi i have just binged four episodes and would like to report that BRIAN, CERTIFIED HOME INSPECTOR is my new hero for life

all of us vaccinated people communicate directly to each other via brain chip technology and we all talk about how sexy we are

You wouldn't believe the memes in the brain chip groupchat

i always look sleep deprived is that hot

I’m a simple person with simple wants. I hear someone speaking a language, and I get an immediate urge to learn said language

hey kids following me seriously don’t smoke…i know the commercials are fucking annoying but that doesn’t make it worth it and quitting is hard, i haven’t had a cig in like six months and i still get bad cravings and think about smoking every other day

that includes vaping, ESPECIALLY cheap vapes you buy online from like e-bay. If you’re going to vape then get a good-quality one from a reputable source otherwise it can hurt you really badly. But don’t start a nicotine addiction if you don’t already have one. It’s really, really not worth it. I’m not going to use scare tactics or bash you or talk down to you if you already smoke or vape but it’s just some friendly advice.

Don’t start smoking unless you want to ruin every long flight or long train ride or anything where you’re forced to be inside for a long period of time and unable to smoke. Smoking makes these situations like long flights, train rides, or anything that makes you stuck inside for a while complete agony. Don’t start in the first place.

Smoking and vaping is fucking rampant among people with EDs so

was unaware of those last two bits. and to my followers, PLEASE don’t start. its totally not worth it. I come from a family of smokers and had my experiences with it too. not fun in the slightest and just ends badly if you let it continue.

i like quizes i like clicking buttons i like results