Calpernia Takes a Tumble

Hello boys! https://www.instagram.com/p/BvF8w7CgR6y/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bz9kshyus7uc

An interesting quiz for many of my friends! https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu_ek-Mgz7A/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1koi5co0prz5v

#sweetpea https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu0XMPTgPRY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17063a2tvh5im

#ThisIsMe https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu0QeozABIb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lanux3xvriq8

Me and #SweetPea https://www.instagram.com/p/BuvGYDBA_f9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=z3banixorhpk

I sculpted a sparkly spider 🕷 https://www.instagram.com/p/BumGa43g82W/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=sd0xjhebhkwq

I’ve finished my first duplicate of Joan of Arc’s legendary ring. Ever since I first saw an image of her somewhat roughly-made Medieval ring, I was obsessed with the idea of having a version of it for myself. I am not a religious person, and I am specifically not Catholic, but if I had a patron saint, it would be St. Jeanne d’Arc. Made of metallic silver #sculpey #clay. I know this first version is janky, but I plan on making many versions until I have one that looks really really good. #JoanOfArc #JeanneDArc #ring #craft #crafts #jewelry #sculpting https://www.instagram.com/p/BuKGHSqAXpC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1etiy634yijae

Hey pals! For my birthday, would you consider helping me get to 10k YouTube subscribers? They give me extra abilities if I hit that number, and I’m very close. I promise not to over-post! Http://YouTube.com/Calpernia 💝💕✨ https://www.instagram.com/p/BuHryj1A26e/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gm1q5xtyy2in

If you listen to your barista’s mixtape, this happens seven days later. https://www.instagram.com/p/BuHWyGxApTd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=61iaol99h3sy

Well... https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt9dHQxA1RG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=woqrx9twzxob

Aww remember when I was so tiny that a regular sized guitar looked HUGE on me? (at Folk Music Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bttqic7H9Ma/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xz4znwgs3wdv

I wish I had this much self-esteem. https://www.instagram.com/p/BtkLuuVgLZL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wjybptyiglq3

Well... https://www.instagram.com/p/BthmOrYg54O/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qvjirrke1cd5

The iconic star of #ManHands on #Seinfeld, the inimitable goddess @kristinbauer hosting #CharityBingo at @hamburgermarysweho for @legendarybingoboy #LegendaryBingo (at Hamburger Marys WEHO) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtZdNFbAAGH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qw0gu3pkijps