FUCKHUEG SWOLE

WHAT KIND OF KISMESIS WOULD I BE IF I DIDN’T? (-:B

D–> I think you are an %hibitionist.

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL IF ANYONE LOOKS AT ME I SELF-DESTRUCT.

WHAT KIND OF KISMESIS WOULD I BE IF I DIDN’T? (-:B

D–> I have done nothing to deserve this.

PUNCH ME IN THE DICK YOU COWARD.

D–> That is not what those are for.

YOU’RE RIGHT, FISTS CAN ALSO BE USED FOR KNEADING DOUGH.

D–> You are %tremely inappropriate.

YOU LOVE IT (;B

D–> I have done nothing to deserve this.

PUNCH ME IN THE DICK YOU COWARD.

D–> That is not what those are for.

YOU’RE RIGHT, FISTS CAN ALSO BE USED FOR KNEADING DOUGH.

D–> I have done nothing to deserve this.

PUNCH ME IN THE DICK YOU COWARD.

EQUIUS GETS A FREE PASS TO PUNCH ME IN THE DICK THOUGH, RIGHT?

I REALISE I’M NOT WHAT THE KIDS WOULD CALL “AN AUTHORITY” ON WHAT’S SEXY BUT I’M LIKE 99% CERTAIN KNEE PADS DON’T COME INTO IT.

you’re not 2uppo2ed two be lookiing at piicture2 of me tryiing two be 2exy anyhow

LOOK BABE IF THE VERY FIRST THING ON MY DASH IS HIDDEN I NEED TO SEE WHAT I’M IN FOR.

II love you al2o anythiing ii2 2exy iif you rock iit

IN THAT CASE I WANT TO BE STONED TO DEATH WHEN MY EVENTUAL DEMISE IS AT HAND.

I REALISE I’M NOT WHAT THE KIDS WOULD CALL “AN AUTHORITY” ON WHAT’S SEXY BUT I’M LIKE 99% CERTAIN KNEE PADS DON’T COME INTO IT.

you’re not 2uppo2ed two be lookiing at piicture2 of me tryiing two be 2exy anyhow

LOOK BABE IF THE VERY FIRST THING ON MY DASH IS HIDDEN I NEED TO SEE WHAT I’M IN FOR.

Bards are too powerful. They can learn mass suggestion. All they have to do is yell “Everybody  clap your hands!” and make up to 12 people do the Cha Cha slid for 24 hours