For if you want to make hip young friends.
Disclaimer: French people complain a lot. A lot. Donât be surprised if 90% of these expressions are complaining.
Non mais oh - say this if someone does something mildly annoying and you want to express your shock and distaste.
Tu me fais chier - (alt. tu me fais chier, lĂ .) literally âyou make me shitâ. means youâre pissing me off.
CarrĂŠment - translates to âsquarelyâ. Means âliterallyâ. If someone tells you something surprising or annoying, you can answer simply âah carrĂŠment.â see: tu me fais carrĂŠment chier.
Jâhallucine / je rĂŞve - are you annoyed by something? say these.
Câest pas possible - a classic. anything bad happens - câest pas possible. There is no cheese left? Itâs not possible. Iâm hallucinating. This is a burden on me that solely I can bear I cannot believe this is happening.
Ăa commence Ă me gaver - Iâm starting to get real sick of this. see: Ăa commence carrĂŠment a me gaver lĂ , putain.
Tâes relou - verlan slang for âlourdâ meaning someoneâs heavy, personality-wise. Theyâre tedious.
Ăa me saoĂťle / ça me gonfle - similar to gaver, means somethingâs pissing you off, youâre sick of it.
Câest clair - totally/thatâs clear. Like âclaroâ in spanish. âJustine elle est trop relouâ âCâest clair. Elle me fait chier.â
Jâen ai marre - Iâm sick of this.
Jâen ai ras le bol - Iâm sick of this.
Jâen ai ras le cul - Iâm sick of this (vulgar).
(Jâen ai) Rien Ă battre - I donât give a damn.
(Jâen ai) Rien Ă foutre - I donât give a fuck.
Câest bon, lĂ . - Â Thatâs enough.
Perso, euh, - âPersonally,â generally used at the start of a complaining sentence, to express how personal the matter is to you. Perso, euh, câest bon lĂ . Jâen ai ras le cul.
RĂ´h lĂ - general expression of distaste. Le longer the rĂ´h, the more annoyed you are. RĂ´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´Ă´h, câest quoi ce bordel.
Câest quoi ce bordel ? - translates to âwhatâs this brothelâ, means âwhatâs this shit?!â
Câest de la merde - Itâs shit.
Câest une blague ? - Is this a joke?
Jâai la dal - Iâm hungry
Ăa caille - Itâs freezing
Ouf - two meanings 1. phew or 2. verlan for âfouâ, meaning crazy (as a noun or adjective). âKĂŠvin, câest un ouf! Il fait du vĂŠlo sans casque!â âOuais carrĂŠment, câĂŠtait un truc de ouf!â
KĂŠvin - thereâs a running joke that all the young delinquents seem to be called KĂŠvin.
Crever - slang for âto dieâ. Va crever, connard!
Connard/Connasse - c*nt, but a lot less vulgar in french peoples eyes
Tâes con. No English translation can express the power behind the words âtâes conâ. While it may sort of translate to âyouâre a c*nt/idiotâ, it expresses something much deeper. You really are a god damn fool.