CALL TO DISCUSS

No. Only one. The driver only needs one steering wheel.

The speck

Dog

We try not to fly over Japan so as not to scare them.

Why are you jumping to conclusions… Maybe you're colorblind?

My advice would be to educate yourself on the stances of each candidate. Go to politics forums to get a completely unbiased view of others' opinions and see if they line up with yours. Next, check to see if their pants are on fire. Everyone knows that people who are liars have fires on their pants. That will help you determine the honesty and integrity of the candidate. Some people check the length of their noses but it's considered offensive (and probably very difficult to walk up and measure their noses with rulers- they're very busy people and probably don't have time). If all of the above is helpful, good. If none of that worked just flip a coin. Best out of three.

Because woodchucks are the only animals that chuck wood. You never see a zebra zeeb or an aardvark vark. Sometimes you can see a platypus plat but it's rare. Woodchucks however always chuck wood.

First of all, you need to dig deep into yourself and find out what is it about eggs that makes you uneasy if they were to, in fact, be your 'favorite food.'Secondly, a food you really like isn't necessarily your favorite it's just one you really enjoy. There can be many of these. There can only be one 'favorite.'Secondly, one's favorite food is determined by whether they will be willing to eat it anytime anywhere (unlike Sam I Am who does not like green eggs and ham). Would you say that if you were about to eat steak and then it turned out to be less-than-satisfactory would you then choose to eat eggs instead? If so, then eggs might just be your favorite food.

If you have enough space under your bed to quickly sweep everything away once you hear her pull into the driveway then you're safe.

It could also very well be that the giraffe is drinking the coffee because it’s working late and needs to stay up. Then it doesn't matter what the coffee tastes like- as long as it keeps you going...

It’s to promote optimism. You can have whichever half you feel is right for you. You can have either one, both or neither. The glass of milk is always half milked. 

By definition, yes. But also, it may also mean that you are unintelligent. And, we know that robots are fairly advanced in their artificial intelligence...

Yes. And early-day phone booths alluded to this when you had to step into a secluded box in order to make a phone call.

In a world where it’s 70 degrees on New Years anything is possible...

What will thieves do if they want to keep people hostage and don't have a lock...?!

With the right moisturizer, of course.