winston white

me, 80 years old with osteoporosis: I’M WEAK 😂😂

me, 80 years old when someone takes away my oxygen mask:  I CANT BREATHE  😂😂😂😂😂

me, 80 years old and blind when a stranger helps me across the street and i want to thank them: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂😂

Me, 80 years old and I’ve walked for more then five minutes: IM WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂

Me, 80 years old chilling in my casket at my funeral: I’M DEAD 😂😂😂😂

“hey bro” “yeah bro?” “i wanna live in ur socks” “hahah, why bro?” “so i can be with you every step of the way” “…oh m y god… bro :’)”

………open the gate.

stop……having it be closed

in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

that’s just what men are like