The Unique, The Random, The Overlooked

Bird is happy!

my spirit animal

So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears

This is exactly what happened

now i know it was a LIE

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

ready when you are

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

It’s voice is literally just someone flipping their finger up and down in front of their lips.

It’s quite possible Rock was indeed born ripped as fuck.

  SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

  SOMEONE HELP. 

I PROMISE. 

CAGE. 

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The Mermaid (2016).

me and my sibling

Rudy Francisco (via ohteenscanrelate)

by Loading Artist

(photo cred: dogspotting on facebook)

This extraordinary photograph shows the unexpected bond between a tiny tree frog and a huge beetle. The image was captured by an amateur photographer, and is one of the entries for a prestigious photography competition showcasing unique images from around the world. Nicolas Reusens Boden, from Sweden, took the picture of the red-eyed tree frog, which is around 2cm long, at the moment it landed on the back of a beetle. (Source)

at this point I don’t even know what to say