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Me, trying to be polite when a coworker says they'll "need to check" if a service animal is allowed at a public event:

Me, after she responds, "But it says it's still in training, so it's not a real service animal yet!":

Me, when she says "But there's a bunch of food and what if it tries to eat it or makes a mess? I don't think it's allowed to have an animal loose..."

#there's a law #you are dumb #omg how many ways do i have to say it

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Oh my god...

You know that old Carlin joke?

It gets a lot scarier when you’re in the top 15th percentile of the intelligence scale (yes, I am an actual doctor; no, education and intelligence aren’t 1:1; but let’s just do this for arguments’ sake) and you realize that 85% of the population is stupider than you.

#we're doomed #this is why we can't have nice things #i am not a smart man

Yup.

#accurate #buttonmasher

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I know it's petty, but no. You should have thought that through before you hit send.

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