Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

As soon as I heard "All Fall Down" I was desperate for this mashup to exist and I'm so glad it does now

Healthy people will never understand what a massive achievement it is to do your laundry AND cook yourself a meal in one day.

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

they jump if you click them by the way. but watch out

so the childhood yearning to live in a fantasy world just never goes away huh

this email couldve been a meeting where we stand on seven tall pillars with our faces in shadow

I went to my union meeting tonight and the retirees' monthly complaint about our healthcare was that for some reason it only lets doctors prescribe six Viagra pills at a time, and they want to fuck more than six times a month. That's verbatim. Think about what you could be missing by not going to your union meetings.

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

they should invent 7 hours between 10pm and midnight

anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

I feel like this is the kind of thing you only reblog if you have an aesthetic blog, which I do not, but goddammit I just love it when the moon lines up with stuff