Start with a kiss

I don’t necessarily work ‘better under pressure’, I just literally will not work until I am under the extreme pressure of time constraints created by my own unnecessary procrastination

Do you know how hard I worked for us to have accidental eye contact

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her

Sicilian Avenue in Bloomsbury, Borough of Camden.

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

you don’t need an education to marry rich

loving someone takes more than just love