Book of Shadows

Modern Witches make sigils in Galifreyan and Elvish runes because why the fuck not. Also we’re nerds.

Modern Witches will use old pill bottles to store herbs or moon water. 

Modern Witches will use Harry Potter spells because they clearly work. 

Modern Witches will call their God edgy when they’re being edgy.

Modern Witches will also Kinkshame their Gods because who gives birth through their forehead or turns into a horse to have intercourse with a magical stallion. 

Modern Witches will use emojis to cast spells because magic is everywhere. 

Modern Witches will use their Kindle as their ancient grimoire library and their laptop or a binder as their book of shadows. 

Modern Witches will make witchy memes because???

Modern Witches will use Dovahzul for spells because if the Dragonborn could break shit by screaming, so can we. Did I mention we’re nerds?

Modern Witches will talk to their crystals bc they’re our only friends.

Modern Witches will also take their craft seriously and be the most inventive people out there.

- Nervous witches collecting rainwater in mason jars and purifying it for non visibility spells. Dousing their wrists and necks and behind their ears to prevent unwanted attention.

- Witches brewing tea and coffee and leaving it to sit for days so that the spirits in their homes will be pleased.

- Twenty year old witches squinting at their scrawled runes in a composition notebook in a cramped apartment as they study for exams.

- Witches arming themselves with non-lethal hexes and curses when they have to walk at night in the city because you can never be too careful.

- Witches adopting their black cats from shelters, and maybe several other cats that aren’t black as well.

- Witches creating fairy lights of floating candles that sometimes drip wax on the floor but will refuse to burn the witch’s dwelling.

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