DANGER, DANGER!

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

If I move a bit and tilt my head to look out of the doorway, yes?

@todaysbird

Mmmm?

can ya see me

I’ve been in just a bit of a melancholy swing, I think.

hey ellllleanoorrrrrrrrrrrrrr....~ guess whaaaaaaatttttttt...~

I think I have something stuck in my hoof.

REALLY ANNOYING, right??

@grandpa-dragon Dude i love your pictures of dragons so fking much. Can i have more

holy SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feeling as curious as a George about all sorts of weird crap