pun yeta

bonus if you know which two are the "official" couple in this one.

Is Péter Magyar going to usher in gay marriage and UBI? No. But he's not going to ban pride, like Orbán tried. Is he going to cut all ties with Russia? Probably not, but is he going to make sure that we stay in the EU? Fuck yeah. And over Orbán, that's a fucking improvement, and I will take it gladly.

Little Teuton

Their wicked: non-monogamy ❌

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”

Of course, not ten minutes later I mentioned that I had to relearn how to sing and he said "oh no, what happened?" so he might just be a little slow

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr

And the mystery of how she understood me has been solved: she used context clues! I was looking at her when I said “chat”, so she said she assumed that I was addressing her, and since I looked distressed, she figured that “cooked” had a negative connotation. I guess if you’re smart enough to survive med school, translating the words of a teenager on anesthesia is a breeze lmao.

smile, dog!

My part of work to a wonderful story https://archiveofourown.org/works/32815408/chapters/81425263 by OuiBeebles. Thank you for this experience)))