Caleb's #1 Cum Guzzler

1.7.26

I think my space husbands are telling me to quit the game in 2026. Surely there would be no other explanation for all of them to be wearing the same 3 outfits every single day despite having a disgustingly large amount of options.

Sylus - honestly, i know that my username says otherwise but i started playing for you. thank you for being the only one today to not let me down. that being said, wow i feel like a female bird and you look like a very handsome Scarlet Tanager 8/10

1.6.26

Another day of disappointments. Surely, we cannot fall any further.

Rafayel - oh my fishy king. thank you for being the only one with good taste today 8/10

Zayne - the classic Zayne special with the all black and indoor sunglasses. love it 5/10

Xavier - looking unemployed. love it 5/10

1.5.26

As my Korean mom would say, wow what a bunch of fashion terrorists:

Zayne - solid outfit from the hot doc, no further notes 8.5/10

Rafayel - boring, but infinitely better than the bottom three 6/10

Caleb - OUTFIT REPEATER. CMON BRO BE CREATIVE 3/10

Sylus - no :( 1/10

1.4.26

Lots of ups and downs, but it's almost all mostly downs:

Rafayel - wish he chose silver earrings for an outfit with silver buckles 7/10

Caleb - boring but it's fine. you're still hot congrats to your parents i guess idk if they're even alive 6.5/10

Sylus - he obviously saw my post yesterday about how hot caleb looked so he wanted to get compliments too. you tried hun, but it looks like mephi laid an egg on you while you were napping 5/10

Zayne - the groom has decided to wear the bride's bouquet on his head to do a celebratory song and dance. i appreciate the effort 3/10

Xavier - TWO DAYS IN A ROW IN THIS DAMN OUTFIT -1/10

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1.3.26

It's a good day for apple crow! Can't say the same for the OG trio.

Caleb - the sparkles in his hair, the face paint, the sexy outfit ugh 9/10

Sylus - i don't think he's ever styled himself better than this 9/10

Zayne - love an all black outfit irl, but i wish our sexy doc would wear something else for once 5/10

1.2.26

Ah yes the attack of the space cat onesie has arrived...

Rafayel - Clear winner of today. He went with an a light purplish outfit with matching glasses. A great upgrade from his 3 day same outfit scandal 8/10

Caleb - SOLID. MY MAN DOESN'T LET US DOWN RAHH #GEGENATION 7/10

Xavier - I appreciate how he always looks comfy 6/10

Zayne - Buying this stupid outfit was a mistake 2/10

1.1.26

We are starting the year off on a bad note:

Zayne - Comfortable and cute. He complains that he hates picking outfits, and yet he has the highest marks (so far) 8/10

Caleb - Basic, but I appreciate how he uses different accessories. The glasses are cute and he looks like he just woke up from my bed 7/10

Sylus - I bought this stupid kigurumi to use for kindles, but I never expected it to be the go to outfit for so many of the guys. Comfort > style I guess 5/10

Xavier - I'm not mad, just disappointed 4/10

12.31.25

From best to worst:

Xavier - cute for now (just wait til yall see him wear this every other day. you're going to get sick of this damn kigurumi real quick)

Caleb - solid. playing it safe today eh

Zayne - it's not a bad outfit, but i just wish he would stop wearing sunglasses indoors

Sylus - it's giving anime char who had to run out of the house wearing their gym clothes while having toast in their mouth

12.30.25

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