Caleb, the Cherubic Cockslut

Is it really?! If you even tried to eat me, I’d totally just dunk you into the trash can!

I wasn't eeven talking about me eating you. I was talking like bears or mosquitos or other birds. Black flies, mate

Saam​ leab​ khnhom… What am I going to do?

Whatever you want to do. You can fool around in school, or you can become rigid and depressed.

He… He brought me here. To America. To the school… He…

I'm not telling anyone. But don't expect me to be the only one that will figure it out here.

Don’t talk that way about my father. He… He’s done a lot for my family.

What's the use in what he has done for your family if he treats something out of your control like a disease?

Lying’s not good for your complexion! And I don’t even wear boots.

Lying is great for your complexion. And you need boots or you're going to get eaten.

No. You… You don’t understand. My family… My father… He… He hates that I want to do dance. I-I can’t even imagine how… He’d hate me.

Then he's a fucking idiot and not worth your thoughts.

I don't think it's that much of a disappointment to be gay.

I… I don’t…

I'm not going to tell anyone.

I’ve never…

My gaydar is flawless, dude.

Hm? Oh, no! That’s… I-I’m not interested.

You're an awful liar, mate.

Yeah. Um… She’s cute.

Yes, let's pretend that you were talking about the dog.

I don’t it’s dumb.

Well... Thanks

Ooh. The cute Corgi. Has she started looking like you, yet?

I guess so, kinda. We have the same dumb puppy dog face, I guess.

What’s that?

My dog.

Eeeeeugh. Good! You need all the cuteness you can get!

Hey, my cuteness is an overload right now! You must be quaking in your boots!

Recent obsession?

Wendy Darling, my latest obsession.

Of course it makes me feel better! If you’re ripped, then I’m the world’s biggest bodybuilder. Your face is so chubby!

Aye! My face isn't chubby. It's just got a little extra cuteness on it, thank you very much!