Not A Duck

oh to be a nun in 1350 enjoying quiet time and gardening and having lots of lesbian sex and then dying at the ripe old age of 36

Life expectancy statistics measure the average age of death. Because infant/childhood mortality was so incredibly high until recently, it really dragged down that average. If you exclude infant/childhood mortality from your statistic, you’ll see that humans (that survive childhood) have consistently lived into their 70s, meaning if you were a woman that survived childhood and never had to go through pregnancy, you may well get a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening!

Reblog for a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening

SIGH

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

how does this get even worse

Quiet everyone the USA citizens learning there's other languages and countries outside of the USA

“tumblr is free btw” maybe for you. this app has cost me everything

If humans had tails, we’d almost certainly use them to fuck ourselves with.

Dude of fucking course we would are you kidding

I can’t believe we get to use this for once without having to edit it

AND IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

NO ONE’S GEEK GAME IS STRONGER THAN COLBERT’S GEEK GAME.

there may be a day I stop reblogging this, but today is not that day

I love how Franco just sits back and lets him go

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

This is the best thing I have ever seen

Dam it it got better

S T O P

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

ENOUGH

The last one got me.

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

The post of legend has come again

OH GOD IT GOT BETTER

This is best post on this shit hole of an app

Holy shit

sjflksjaldj it keeps coming back, better than before

I AM SCREECHING

The last time I reblogged this, the canned bread was not there. That got me.

HOW THE FUCK IS IT STILL GOING AHAHAHAHAHA

Whoever posted Yodito with the macaron is clearly a time traveler.

The last time I saw this I didn’t reblog it, but seeing it again, with addition of the clones, Padme, Hondo, the child baby Yoda and Din,I feel like I’ve been given a second chance in life.

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

what is “lore”

absofuckinlutely not

that scene in the second Harry Potter where Harry has no bones in his arm is probably the most disgusting use of cgi

that wasnt cgi they literally removed daniel radcliffes bones for that scene

I hope he got them back

they didnt have the budget to put them back in so for the rest of the movies in the franchise they used cgi to make it look like they did