Oh For The Love of Cake...

That feeling of safety and belonging when you’re around other LGBTQ+ people

“As F*ck” is the most versatile unit of measurement.

The dead are buried in their Sunday best, so the zombie apocalypse will be a semi-formal event.

If everybody else was jumping off a bridge, there’s probably a really good reason to get the hell off that bridge.

sometimes i’m gay sometimes i’m extra gay

Gay²

When you get dressed and want to look gay but also not too gay. Just the right amount of gay.

ideal body weight: u on top of me

You need to marry someone you'd still be down to fuck real quick in the laundry room while the kids are watching 'The Lion King' downstairs and there's only ten minutes left on the timer till you need to take the dinosaur nuggets out the oven.