music, biscuits and nose bleeds...

#wemadeahuman

#TheDoctor has really outdone herself this time. For my 35th birthday I was overjoyed to receive an original, hand-drawn image of #Bowie from the Brian Duffy #AladdinSane album shoot, lovingly created by superstar #MEGAWIFE @andreahannon1 - Thank you for such a spectacular gift, my love. You are a bloomin' treasure and I love your massively talented face! x (at Bulkington)

Haggis, Neeps and Tatties in the home of top draw gal @sophsjean and friends. A quality celebration of #BurnsNight, and a night of personal firsts, from the food, to the poetry by way of a couple wee'drams and some Scottish Salted Caramel Stout. Thank you for a cracking night x (Tapadh leat) (at King Henry's Walk Garden)

Today is definitely a #BOC day.

A beautiful poem about being at home with yourself which reminds me to keep good company with me during the long days without my other, as we are kept apart by time and life and circumstance, but remaining at peace with our lot as we await the weeks end and find each other once more wrapped up, fitted and just right in each other's heart and arms. (at Turnham Green)

I am an old man. It is official. Today I fell asleep on the sofa after eating a big dinner. (at Bulkington)

Hanging with The Doctor, eating Ice Cream and watching #Manhattan after a cracking roast on a Sunday evening. #lifegoals achieved. (at Bulkington)

Does anybody want two tickets to see #Placebo in #Birmingham tonight?

If you haven't tried it yet, I strongly recommend the Chilli Dog Pizza (🌶 🌭 🍕) at the #JB in #Gunnersbury. It's off menu, but if you ask for 'Ivan' he'll see you right. Jalapeños, hotdogs, cheese and a fiery chilli base.. "There's Meat in every Morsel" (at The Gunnersbury)

Looking at you ... un-named person! 🚽 (at London, United Kingdom)

Always be #knolling

Cracking #matedate last night, pal. Thanks for all the 🍻🍹🍔🍟🍗🗣👂🏻🤘🏻 (at Red Dog South)

Thanks to MEGÅWIFE for the spectacular new @drmartensofficial #WILL #GREASYLAMPER boots from @schuhshoes that I somehow received on YOUR birthday weekend!? Can't wait to see what I get you for mine!? Oh boy... this is officially a pickle. (at Schuh)

Thanks to Antony Barnett and the @C4Dispatches team for the delicious burger. Walked 9,456 steps (4.58 miles) so far, so feeling less guilty about the delicious grub than some might! Good luck with the programme. #dispatches (at Coventry, United Kingdom)

Monday 10th will forever be known as D-Day. (at Chiswick Park)