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anyone else ever use dnd dice sets for divination or is that just me
Stones and Crystals Masterpost
Agate: Strength, Courage, Longevity, Gardening, Love, Healing, Protection.
Amazonite: Gambling, Success, Auric healing.
Amber: Luck, Healing, Strength, Protection, Beauty, Love
Amethyst: Dreams, Overcoming Alcoholism, Healing, Psychism, Peace, Love, Protection against theft, Courage, Happiness.
Aquamarine: Psychism, Peace, Courage, Purification.
Aventurine: Mental Powers, Eyesight, Gambling, Money, Peace, Healing, Luck.
Azurite: Psychism, Dreams, Divination, Healing.
Bloodstone: Halting bleeding, Healing, Victory, Courage, Wealth, Strength, Power, Legal matters, Business, Agriculture.
Calcite: Spirituality, Centring, Peace, Love, Healing, Purification, Money, Protection, Energy.
Carnelian: Protection, Peace, Eloquence, Healing, Courage, Sexual energy.
Chrysocolla: Peace, Wisdom, Love.
Citrine: Nightmare prevention, Protection, Psychism. Energy type: Projective. Associated element: Fire.
Fluorite: Mental powers, Meditation.
Haematite: Healing, Grounding, Divination.
Iron Pyrite (Fool’s Gold): Healing, addiction, strengthening of the will. Energy type: Receptive. Associated element: Earth.
Jasper: Healing, Protection, Health, Beauty.
Jet: Protection, Anti-nightmare, Luck, Divination, Health.
Lapis Lazuli: Healing, Joy, Love, Fidelity, Psychic, Protection, Courage.
Malachite: Power, Protection, Love, Peace, Business success.
Obsidian: Protection, Grounding, Divination, Peace.
Onyx: Protection, Defensive magick, Reducing sexual desires.
Quartz: Protection, Healing, Psychism, Power, Lactation.
Ruby: Wealth, Protection, Joy, Anti-nightmare.
Sodalite: Healing, Peace, Meditation, Wisdom.
Sugilite: Psychism, Spirituality, Healing, Wisdom.
Tigers Eye: Money, Protection, Courage, Energy, Luck, Divination.
Tourmaline: Love, Friendship, Money, Business, Health, Peace, Energy, Courage, Astral Projection.
Turquoise: Protection, Courage, Money, Love, Friendship, Healing, Luck.

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How to Tell When a Sigil Post is Bullshit, by Mod A
Alright fuck it I’m just gonna go for it.
Tumblr has no idea how sigils work. If you are new to magic, sigils are one of the best places to start, and this site is hands down the worst place to learn about them. They are a mostly modern invention and one of the great breakthroughs of chaos magic, being an accessible and simple way to affect magical change in the most basic stripped down way possible. And yet, tumblr witches still found a way to water them down even more.
To learn what sigils are, read an actual chaos magic book and notice all the shit that conveniently goes unmentioned on tumblr, such as the entirely mental launching process and the vital importance of forgetting your intent.
Practical Sigil Magic by Frater UD
Condensed Chaos by Phil Hine
Liber Null by Peter Carroll
Salty witches are not allowed to yell at me for this post until they at least SKIM the actual instructional segments of these books to see how their perception of sigils differs from the actual explanations of how to make them work and why.
To help new witches navigate tumblr without getting pulled into the worst bastardization of actual effective practice, here are some signs that a sigil/sigil post is complete bullshit or ineffective:
It’s just an image post with the statement of intent / purpose of the sigil written right smack underneath it.
As stated above, tumblr doesn’t know that you can’t use a sigil while knowing what it’s for. This is also why “focusing on the intent of the sigil” is a great way to make sure it never works. When you just give someone a sigil and tell them exactly what it’s for and write it right underneath so that you’re always reminded, it instantly becomes useless.
It’s recommending any way to “charge” your sigils that comes from anything but the human mind/perception.
If you read the above literature, I don’t need to re-explain how sigils are actually ‘charged’. If you’re just blowing smoke on it or burning it or drawing it in sand or whatever, you’re not doing anything. You can charge/launch sigils by making other people look at them or perceive them, or you can launch them with your own mental processes, but if it’s entirely physical it’s not doing jack shit except making you feel ~witchy~.
It involves randomly drawing sigils on shit and acting like that’s going to ‘enchant’ it or something.
Same reasoning as above, and also apparent if you even skimmed the books. A single use sigil you just made for some dumb shit is not going to do anything if you draw it all over yourself. Sigils like LS got that ability from years of intensive group work. Your self-love sigil is not empowered enough to do anything if you draw it in your makeup or whatever, no I don’t care how ~witchy~ it makes you feel, please stop drawing shit on your arms, it’s not a glamour it just makes you look weird.
It’s not an actual goal but just a positive phrase or affirmation.
Sigils are literal and they take the path of least resistance. If you make one out of some flowery quote or feel-good affirmation it’s not going to just make you feel better. It’s going to do exactly literally what it says. I saw someone make a sigil for “I am at peace” and like, the easiest way for that to manifest is for you to literally just get hit by a bus and die. It doesn’t care if you mean “peace” in the love and light sense. You said “at peace” and that also means “dead”.
And last but not least…..
Someone is trying to sell you ‘sigil commissions’.
Never.
Buy.
Sigils.
They are the dumbest, easiest, stupidest little things to make yourself. There is no human on earth who “doesn’t have the spoons” to make a sigil unless you have absolutely no way to move any part of your body or even picture a basic shape in your head. Determine what you want to happen. Randomly scribble on paper while you think about it. Done. That’s a valid sigil. Being ‘prettier’ doesn’t do jack shit for it, it doesn’t make it more effective, and being made by someone else sure doesn’t help it work better for you. People who sell you the same scribbles you could be making yourself are scam artists, pure and simple.
Sigils are easy. You can use them for anything. They are already the most streamlined, secular, stripped down form of magic ever devised. You cannot make them any more simple than they already are and still have a functioning technique. They are the triumph of Austin Spare’s work and the epitome of chaos magic’s goal of bringing magic to the public in the most accessible way possible. And tumblr just takes the easiest magical technique ever devised and decides it’s still too fucking hard. If you cast off all this horrible misinformation and actually read a book, you’ll be able to actually start getting results and building the skills necessary for a fulfilling practice.
Thank you!
And now there are just weeping peonies, crying for you and me…
Title: Weeping Peonies Medium: Winsor & Newton Watercolors, color pencils and Coffee on Archer Paper. This piece it’s being auctioned right now at Strange Dreams Surreal Artist Collective
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Satan – Wrath - fantasy art by Kirsi Salonen
If you are being harassed by a spirit, I don’t care if it’s the Devil, the Man in Black, the Faery Queen, Bucca, the Horned God, Diana, Aradia, I don’t fucking care: Tell that spirit to FUCK. OFF.
Furthermore: An enlightened being does not demand worship, they don’t need it. If a spirit is telling you to do things you do not want to do, then it is a trickster spirit, and you have the power to say NO, and banish it out of your house, out of your life, away, away, away. Be absolutely certain that the spirit you are trying to work with is the spirit you want to work it. Any old trickster spirit can come by and say: Oh, yeah, sure, I’m Diana, Queen of All Witches, now give me some of those nice moon cakes and go, I don’t know…go cut yourself in my name or something, it’ll build character, yeah. Fuck. That. Shit. If you are feeling depressed since you started working with a spirit, chances are it may be sucking the life out of you, or you are swinging the pendulum too far into the spiritual realm. You are HUMAN and need to do human things.
Do not be so heavenly minded that you are of no earthly use.
You are human, and you are spirit, and you must balance between both those extremes, and you must use your rational mind to know when you’ve gone too far in either direction.

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Giveaway time!!!
I’ve been wanting to host my first giveaway on this blog for a looong time and I’m very excited to finally have the opportunity to give back to this amazing little community! 🤗
Rules:
- You must be following me!
- You must be at least 18 years old and show proof upon winning.
- You must be comfortable sending me your address upon winning.
- 1 reblog counts as 1 entry. You can reblog as many times as you like, but don’t be rude and spam your followers!
- For an extra entry, follow my Insta and message me your username afterwards!
- No giveaway blogs allowed!
- Shipping to residents of the USA and Canada only!
- Drawing ends May 1st, 2018. The winner will be randomly selected and has 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen.
What you get:
- A pink chillum
- A wooden box shaped like a book
- A cleansing stick made from sage and dragon’s blood
- 2 white candles
- 2 black candles
- A small crackle quartz tower
- An incense holder made from selenite
- 3 different types of incense
- A dreamcatcher made by yours truly
If this post (somehow) gets to 3,000 notes I will add a second winner with even more prizes! Good luck friends! 💕💖💞
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This is so close to getting a second winner 😮
This hit 3k notes way sooner than I expected! As promised there will now be a second winner with even more prizes! 😁
What the second winner gets:
- A felt satchet
- 3 white candles
- A piece of raw rose quartz
- A piece of raw amethyst
- An ornate incense holder
- Two different types of incense
- A dreamcatcher made by yours truly
Good luck to you all!! 💕💖💞
Ravelry contributor Anke Klempner used her creative knitting skills to realize something that we’ve long suspected: teapots look a lot like snails.
Anke designed an adorable teapot cozy that accentuates the teapot’s resemblance to a snail’s shell and adds a pair of eye stalks to complete the transformation. They really do look like cute snails, but with the added bonus that these charming mollusks won’t eat your garden plants.
Click here for the Snail Tea Cozy pattern and instructions.
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@dollsonmain I think I found something you can do for your tea pot.
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HURRICANE TRENT AND THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL
expired: using Lucifer as an excuse to violate others without remorse
tired: using Lucifer as an excuse to indulge in thoughtless self-destruction
wired: realizing that Lucifer advocates sinful pleasures because they are good for us in moderation, but only if there is consideration for consent and the general well-being of everybody involved

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Not today Satan, I got this.
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