Power of the Oldstrong

Caiera tilted her head and actually laughed lightly. Of course she didn’t want to share her coupling with Bruce with the world (though she would if he asked it of her), the smaller side of her husband was just much harder to stump than Holku. It was amusing to see shock on Bruce’s face.

I’m sure I’ll get through this. I lucky enough to have a great support system and to be on the meds I need. I’ll just be very, very stressed for the next few days. My routine has been off for a while and will be for a while longer and my spicy brain hates it.

All that to say, I don’t know what my activity will look like for the next week or two. I want to be here. I’m happy when I’m here so I’ll probably be popping in to send/respond to memes and maaaybe do some shorter replies. But my primary focus will be on my move, my mental health, and my cat. This got a wee bit long but I appreciate all of you being kind and patient with me. I give you a photo of Wolfgang Amadeus Meowtzart as a thanks.

THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING PATIENT WITH ME! Here is a bonus pic of my cat for my Caiera fwends.

My activity will be spotty for a week or so and I won’t be able to trim replies in that time. I am going on ✨VACATION✨

Like actual vacation where I don’t have to worry about adult responsibilities for a whole week 😭.

1. His eyes are generally depicted as less tough than his skin so they’re vulnerable in a way the rest of him is not

2. the violence and shock of this is going to leave him panicking or confused; assuming that the flailing of his arms does not accidentally get you and instantly splatter you into a bazillion bits of goo than you have an advantage for a strategically significant amount of time

3. I can only assume that Bruce Banner was REALLY into Balder’s Gate back in the day so if you preface this by yelling ‘GO FOR THE EYES, BOO, THE EYES’ it will distract the Hulk system just long enough to make a move that counts

reasons stabbing hulk in the eyes is a sub-optimal move:

1. Congratulations! You have successfully stabbed the Hulk in the eyes! Now his eyes have regenerated, and because you stabbed him in the eyes he is REALLY pissed. your best bet is that he will be so impressed by your bravado he does not murder you on the spot

2. stabbing the hulk in the eyes means that you are most likely now within Hulk’s melee attack range, or as the people of the Marvel universe probably consider it, the instant death radius of certain apocalyptic doom

3. any strategic move that is at least partially contigent on the target’s likelihood of going ‘yo what the fuck’ for it to succeed is at least sub-optimal

Bruce has been protecting his blood for YEARS. If he ever finds out about The Harvest, he’s going to freak out. This is the same man who said this:

Bruce didn’t even want his cousin to help him right after the car accident. He would NOT be okay with Fury secretly taking his blood sample.

If any Avenger has the right to be mad, it’s Bruce.

hey! do something! call me a cab!

i said some awful things that night, didn't i?

tell them to go home.

everybody go until further notice!

wait a minute! i am just about to be brilliant.

keep your eyes riveted on me.

we've talked the whole night through.

are you sure it's all right? being seen with me?

don't you touch me!

are you doing anything tonight?

what do you think of it?

remind me to give you a raise.

from where i stand, the sun is shining all over the place.

did somebody get paid for writing that dialogue?

the show must go on! come rain, come shine, come snow, come sleet, the show must go on!

you've never looked lovelier.

i buy four or five a month.

i'd rather kiss a tarantula.

i just had to tell you how good you were.

what a glorious feeling.

i'm an actress.

no no, don't go.

nobody's got that much money.

here's one thing i learned from the movies!

you're a beautiful woman.

you got that poor kid fired!

i'd like to see you act. what are you in right now?

you're nothing but a shadow.

don't tell me, it's a flat tire.

you've got to show a movie at a party. it's hollywood law.

that's ridiculous. everybody knows you're in love with me.

we're missing every other word! you've got to talk into the mic!

at last i can start suffering.

tell me the truth. am i a good actor?

what's the first thing an actor learns?

hey, what'd you say that for?

i'd like to break every bone in your body.

thanks a lot!

what do you have to be so conceited about?

what's wrong with the way i talk?

she can't act, she can't sing, she can't dance. a triple threat.

you couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy weensy bit.

you're not through!

you've seen one, you've seen them all.

i never heard of anything so low. why did you do it?

i can't make love to a bush!

laugh all you want, but at least the stage is a dignified profession.

it'll be a sensation!

i happen to be in love with her!

why bother to shoot this film?

meet the greatest actor in the world.

look at me. i've got no fame, i've got no glory, i've got no big mansions, i've got no money.

you'll have to wear a beard for that one, of course.

you don't mean that.

i can't get her out of my mind.

that means i'm out of a job.

i'm no actor. never was.

at least you'e taking it lying down.

you saw one once?

try to get this straight: there is nothing between us. there has never been anything between us. just air.

what's the big idea? am i dumb or something?

you're going to new york and then some day we'll all hear of you, won't we?

everybody used to wear them.

believe me, i don't like her half as much as i hate you.

i'm glad you turned up!

you keep away from me!

sticks and stones may break my bones...

oh, you don't mean that.

people just don't do things like that.

you... you were kissing him!

i'm not in a play right now, but i will be.

i've had one motto which i've always lived by: dignity. always dignity.

what do they think i am? dumb or something?

let me hear you read your line.

i don't go to the movies much.