lost in empty pillow talk

Next thing we know they're feeding us lines and telling us things to piss each other off. Only a matter of time.

is a Kardasian.

Kris Jenner is sort of like a bridge troll. Khloe is part bridge troll.

The fact that Scott's nailed a Kardashian should give him points.

But her voice is annoying, so points off.

You're so sensitive, Styles.

What he lacks with his arse he makes up for with his face.

No way. The only one that could beat me is Scott Disick.

I told you, hotter than any Kardashian.

Aw, did I hurt your feelings?

I can take getting rejected, thank you very much. Just doesn't happen very often.

Alright, I see how it is. 

Is that a yes look of exasperation or a no?

You suck.

You know you want a piece of this, Z.