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'Oh, goody; a welcoming committee,' Lionell thought as he finally wrangled himself free of the foliage. Least he isn't hungover this time. The threshold for bullshit was high, or as high as it ever was with him, so that meant he had a chance to not completely fuck up his 'normal' persona on first impressions. This time around...

"'Prince of darkness'? Shouldn't the sun be combusting you right about now, then? Either way, no, I'm not here for any tips. I just have some questions I need answered."

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Instantly thrown off and annoyed by that assumption that he should be obliterated for his cool tagline instantly irked the Prince of Darkness himself. "What? No! If anything *I* combust the sun! Haven't you heard of 1500 years of darkness?" Seeing that this guy was looking for questions to be answered, Jack softens his demeanor; only slightly.

"What kind of questions? If you keep insulting me and my nicknames there's no way I'm answering any of them!"

#scatteredamongstthestars #(found my old icons i had for jack on my old dropbox yayyy)#(sorry this was a little late)

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"If it's not a fucking forest, it's a goddamn bush..."'GROAN. Seems the Spicer estate had a visitor... who was currently stuck in one of the decorative hedges for some reason.

Jack was just working on updating his Jack-Bots, like usual. Until one of them bolted on over to him, interrupting his process. "Master... I believe that you have an intruder." Rolling his eyes, he sets down his tools. "Don't tell me it's those Xiaolin Losers again!" "We're not sure... You should check it out." "I created you guys for a reason... But whateverrrr... Won't ruin my day if I go outside for five seconds." And so, Jack went on his way out of his lair. He couldn't find anything at first, until he found his mystery person in the bushes. "Wow! And I thought you were a threat!" Jack boisterously laughed, "The Xiaolin Monks I know wouldn't do that!" He paused though, maybe he should try to figure out who this is? "Anyways, why are you here? Do you want tips from the Prince of Darkness himself?"

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