Hello, I guess.
I'm Simon (he/him). I'm in high school, and I like indie music, horror games, books, and coffee. Feel free to ask me whatever you'd like. I might answer.
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@caffeine-boy1007
Hello, I guess.
I'm Simon (he/him). I'm in high school, and I like indie music, horror games, books, and coffee. Feel free to ask me whatever you'd like. I might answer.

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Lumi is editing my sprites AND my story, so that means things are going to be a bit different around these parts.
I'm still the same old Simon, though. I still like coffee and The Year of Julian and Nerds with Knives. My memories are just a little different now.
Don't worry, my brain should sort itself out soon... I hope...
And another Kevin finds an innocent blog..
Uh... hi? I'm Simon...
I'll admit, your stare is scaring me a little...
Here's a fun fact: every time Lumi updates my character, my memories change. It's really disorienting, but I get used to it after a while.
Oh, Really?
Does that mean you believe in
NOTHINGNESS?
I believe in you leaving me alone! I was in the middle of my favorite part of The Year of Julian when you sent this.
(...sorry, I get kinda passionate about this game...)
Answer my question, boy. Or your friends won't be looking as pretty tomorrow.
Calm down! Jesus Christ, dude...
I mean... I think everyone ends up somewhere... so I guess I believe in heaven and hell. I don't know, it's better than thinking nothing comes after all of this.

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Oh, Really?
Does that mean you believe in
NOTHINGNESS?
I believe in you leaving me alone! I was in the middle of my favorite part of The Year of Julian when you sent this.
(...sorry, I get kinda passionate about this game...)
It's always the same, when you stand before a god.
...I don't believe in the guy myself.
Merry Christmas! I can't believe Christmas is almost here. This year, I think I want a Microwaved Feather record... or a copy of The Dead Dog Collective because I really liked that book. My mom's probably just going to give me money, though...
Simon, you've lost The Game.
Game? What are you…
OH.
Damn it! Are you KIDDING me? It’s been a good four months since I last thought about the game! Ugh…
Play my game
Not sure if I want to since you literally tried to kill me when I started this blog, but... okay, I guess???

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trick or treat
Happy Halloween! Nice costume. Here's a gelatin cup!
Happy Halloween, everyone! I’m going to be giving away candy to trick-or-treaters this year… and that includes ask blog visitors.
I drew myself in MS paint. I don't think I turned out too bad. Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday Simon, here’s a new mug for your coffee addiction
Oh my god, this is perfect! Thanks for the mug! I'll make sure mom doesn't steal it...
This feels targeted, though. How did you know about the caffeine thing???
Well, your blog is called caffeine boy…
Fair enough.
Happy birthday Simon, here’s a new mug for your coffee addiction
Oh my god, this is perfect! Thanks for the mug! I'll make sure mom doesn't steal it...
This feels targeted, though. How did you know about the caffeine thing???

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Happy birthday to Simon, the reason Rewrite is even a thing! Yes, I celebrate my own characters’ birthdays. What of it?
I remember this party! I think it was my seventh birthday. Lilia is about five minutes away from spilling orange soda all over her dress, hee hee.
I miss them. I wish they could have showed up to celebrate…
sorry, couldn’t figure what to get you
here’s $50
And thanks to you, I can add a new record to the birthday shopping list! Wonder which one I’ll get this time. Maybe The Year of Julian’s soundtrack…
Thank you!