Binge Read & Drink Coffee

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS!!!

HAS THIS BEEN SHARED IN SCREENSHOTS AM I FAMOUS

i wish people were nicer about the whole transgender thing

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

where's that speed skating gif

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

“I’m going to sleep” is the biggest lie I’m going to stare at my ceiling for the next three hours

there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

James: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Sirius: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

the urge to bite while feeling overwhelming affection is completely normal. sorry if you don’t experience that but it’s not my business. get help

love DOESN’T make you want to sink your teeth in? Okaaaaayyyy. weirdo

kill the cop inside your head. kill the cop inside your head. stop trying to police everyone around you. kill the cop inside your head. punitive measures / punishments are not the solution to society. kill the cop inside your head.

if this was a movie now belongs to the hybrid album Fear Now

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