Caffeinated Cold

Hey laAdy! WhaAaAaAts up?

... Not mukh. Name? Blood kolor? 

What's up? Stumped your toe?

Thanks. Name? 

D —> Equius Zahhak D —> And you are

Karine. Karine Styrken. Blood kolor? 

Thanks. Name? 

To seem tough over the internet?

Now I think you should just shut you fukking mouth right now, lowblood. You're lying to my fake and insulting me when I all I did was say hello. 

To seem tough over the internet?

No, fukk you, there's just no fukking way any of that is true. I guess staying hidden as a mutant is tekhnikally possible, I'll give you that. But when I searkh your magik game on the internet, all I get is this inkomplete gamefaq of something kalled "sburb". Stop lying. 

Well you obviously got something stukk up your nook that makes you a huge bitkh. And you're trying to say you're a mutant that magikally avoided kulling for 6 sweeps and then used a video game to eskape Alternia and now you live with a distant alien rake kalled "humans" (that no one has heard about) on a distant planet kalled "Earth" (that no one has heard about)? Give me a break! 

Ye@h, sort of. I usu@lly just @void them in gener@l for the most p@rt.

Highbloods? I mean, I guess that’s the safe way, but if you akt like a proper person they usually won’t do you any harm. And it’s great protektion to have friends up the hemospektrum. I mean, not that I need it. But just in kase. 

Ye@h I c@n see wh@t you me@n. I try to m@ke friends with them, I re@lly do but they usu@lly don’t like me so. Not much I c@n do there.

well not actually at your 3ervice 3eeing a3 how im a perfect 3hade of purple

Oh Oh! Ehe, you should have said so, it was never my intention to suggest you were at my servike or anything! No really, I swear. An honor to talk to you, mister Lessig.

Oh, I didn't tell you, I'm sorry! Karine. Karine Styrke. Kobalt blood. 

Hey, same here! It’s just a habit to ask really, so I know how to akt. Don’t want to get myself kulled for joking with a highblood when I shouldn’t. Sure you understand. 

Ye@h, sort of. I usu@lly just @void them in gener@l for the most p@rt.

Highbloods? I mean, I guess that's the safe way, but if you akt like a proper person they usually won't do you any harm. And it's great protektion to have friends up the hemospektrum. I mean, not that I need it. But just in kase. 

Hello..

What’s your name?

I my de@r, @m Jaxene. Who might you be?

Karine Styrke. What’s your blood kolor? 

Um, it’s Cerule@n. Why? Wh@t’s yours?

Hey, same here! It's just a habit to ask really, so I know how to akt. Don't want to get myself kulled for joking with a highblood when I shouldn't. Sure you understand. 

You’ll be disappointed, I’m not mukh to stalk. What’s your name? 

corvi3 le33ig at your 3ervice

At my servike? What’s your blood kolor?

well not actually at your 3ervice 3eeing a3 how im a perfect 3hade of purple

Oh Oh! Ehe, you should have said so, it was never my intention to suggest you were at my servike or anything! No really, I swear. An honor to talk to you, mister Lessig.