𝑪𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒔𝑶𝒖𝒕𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒆

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Chat gpt you will never be her

I am joining funguary this year for the first time. Are you ready for some sapphic mushrooms? 😂

HEY I'M MAKING THIS RN