i've got the worst intentions

I think I know what to buy you for your birthday. But yes laziness is very wonderful. 

Are you going to but me a servant? Laziness is my favorite thing.

Same here having a servant sounds like a good idea. Except then you really wouldn’t want to get up from your bed haha.

I really want one now. Psh, who cares? Not getting out of bed is wonderful. Laziness is wonderful.

I do what I want. What law is this and since when was it a thing?

I realized that a while ago. It's the Ed Sheeran law and I, Princess Camila, just made it a thing.

I know that’s how I felt getting up this morning. But my stomach kept growling so I was just like ugh fine.

It's how I feel everyday actually. I need some kind of servant.

I can’t stop listening to Ed Sheeran and it might be a slight problem.

You can't put problem and Ed Sheeran in the same sentence, Hemmings. It's against the law.

What were your previous ones? And oh, I definitely need to listen to that! It’s great to hear that you’re a fan, love!

LYLAS and 1432. You should! I like the music video. I get to break up with my boyfriend I never had. I'm a huge fan! You're like my queen.

Go eat something. I just ate a sandwich. But I’m lazy too.

But the effort of getting up. I think everyone is.

I’m doing great. How about you?

I'm okay. Just hungry and tired and lazy.

Fifth Harmony… I like that name. Have you recorded anything yet? And thank you, lovely! It’s good to hear that!

Oh, thanks! It's better than our previous ones. Yeah, we have. We released Miss Moving On about.. Maybe two months ago, I think. No problem! I'm a big fan.

Aaand this is exactly what I’m talking about. But hey, you’re from that girl group that was in X Factor, right?

I didn't know it was bad! I do this all the time. Fifth Harmony? Yeah, that's me. And I know who you are. You're awesome.

Camila! That’s a miracle. 

It really is. Anyways, how are you?

Well that can’t be good. 

Ariana! Yeah, it's not. But he didn't die, thank god.

I’m afraid I’ll get as addicted to them as I was before… It was horrible. Couldn’t go out for days!

That's horrible? Oh, whoops. I actually haven't been out for days. I might have a problem.

To be totally honest with you it probably is… Now i feel bad.

You could always start a new one! I probably have like seven accounts and six of them are dead.

… Oh my god I totally forgot about Neopets… 

Well that isn't good. Your Neopet might be dead.