Uncooler Than Cool

probably gonna go through some weird and unknown phase of my life soon

“you handled that so well” genuinely wtf was the other option

I love making people feel human and accepted. I’m not flirting with you.

ive never been perfect but ive never had bad intentions

i love when random tumblr users find my blog and go through it liking and reblogging everything in a frenzy, it feels like i’ve been cultivating a nice backyard with a lovely birdbath and feeder and i’ve glanced out the window to see a bird going absolutely wild with it

please don’t hold me responsible for my actions i’m a brunette

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

you ever look forward to commuting just bc you’re so excited to experience the fleeting joy of listening to you favourite music while wistfully gazing out of the window and daydreaming about alternative lives you could have lived

when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,  

i’m a simple girl i see a man with big arms and a kind heart and i get a little stupid

Remember that even good changes can make us feel depressed, because, as creatures of habit, we're resistant to change. That doesn't mean that it wasn't the right choice.

im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing  

90% of being an adult is keeping your screaming on the inside