lol, wait what?

brutal

thats Jeff goldblum

What’s happening on Twitter?

One of those tweets is not like the others   😂 💀

I feel like I am being held hostage

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

He doesn’t blink through this entire thing

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

she killed him with a fuckin look

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

this is the power move immediately above pissing next to someone in an empty bathroom

Jason “Love Ambition” Weaver

He was also in Drumline

Also sang in One Call Away

There are probably kids on this website who are so fucking young they’ve never seen these in the wild

tiny doomcookie 90′s me refused to change it from the creepy house. i liked space and mazes well enough, but creepy house

Those pipes were my childhood

I just went back 15 years ago

Our elementary schools had these screensavers. Could never pay attention to the teacher because I was hypnotized by the screensaver.

I remember

is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them 

This is the correct answer. Did you know that when she finds out a studio has asked an actress to lose weight she contacts them and yells at them?

I did not know that, but I do remember an interview where she said she keeps her Oscar in her downstairs loo, because that’s the one her guests use, so they can just go use the loo and don’t have to ask if they can hold her Oscar. Plus then they’ve got the mirror so they can practice their acceptance speeches.

This woman is a Gift

THE HERO WE NEED

PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF WHEN YOU ARE SAD ARE SO IMPORTANT