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do u think u could make a blinkie out of this gif? my sluodge :)

Bird Feet Tutorial

I made these feet for my kenku costume. Here are instructions on how to make your own!

For one thing, they were using real bullets this time. ໑ ' . 𓂅 🥩

Based on this masterpiece

As someone who literally owns and regularly plays a ukulele, drawing a ukulele was about to be the reason i got put on life support

No matter how bright the stars shine,

How loud the forest by your house calls your name,

Or how beautifully the coyotes sing for you;

Never walk outside alone.

This is a no man's land, these forests in the night.

You'll find the calm streams are rapids as the spirits dance.

A night in these unholy woods, is the last for many.

Don't listen to the alluring beauty of the siren that is the forest.

Even if you left home by yourself, you'll find that you're no longer alone. Walking back to your family is sure to bring the spirits with you.

Now listen, as the distant trains, long since abandoned and inhabited by your ancestors, slam together, or chime loudly in their cowbell-ish fashion.

Don't go to them.

Stay far away.

Your ancestors know about your sins. They're angered.

You can hear them scream in the middle of the night.

Or, perhaps, those are the banshees or the faes.

Let this be your time to pray. Pray you and your family will be safe.

This place isnt a calm fantasy.

This is war of real versus unreal.

Don't let them deceive you.

Sweet dreams, my sweet, sweet black flower.

Context: one of us wrote this bullshit sleepdrunk at 11:45 PM, full moon and a clear night, late september 2019.

We were 12 years old

We live in suburban Pennsylvania

The most dangerous part of the forest by our house is the litter on the ground and maybe a bear somewhere

Our melodramatic 12 year old ass can SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP ITS JUST A FOREST!!!

THOSE LAST TWO LINES HAVE ME GAGGING

Ow Ouchie Ow Hot Oil System Flag: Flag for systems that accidentally burned themselves with hot oil and now their legs look fucky.

blame @c0gw3bs for this. this is their fault.

(Inside Joke Flag. If you could not tell.)

and if too many of the things you want to have sex with are in the pink zone of this triangle you score low.